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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 5:08PM
From the Jessie Andrews thread in Star Crossed:
"Jessie Andrews should be a Victoria Secret Model, she most diffidently have the look."
1. diffident - showing modest reserve; "she was diffident when offering a comment on the professor's lecture"
reserved - marked by self-restraint and reticence; "was habitually reserved in speech, withholding her opinion"-Victoria Sackville-West
2. diffident - lacking self-confidence; "stood in the doorway diffident and abashed"; "problems that call for bold not timid responses"; "a very unsure young man"
shy, unsure, timid

Senior Member

1959 Posts
11/07
Posted - Jun 5 2012 : 10:05PM
On Dani Jensen's first anal, in (where else?) the "First Anal/DP 2012" thread:

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
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Posted - Jun 15 2012 : 12:14PM
From a Lacey Schwimmer (Dancing With The Stars) Tweet about finding a naked man in her Vegas dressing room:
"Historically laughing at how bad today has been hahah!" Now that mistake makes me laugh hysterically.

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Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.
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Posted - Jun 15 2012 : 1:33PM
Lacey Schwimmer is hot as hell. She got them juicy thighs and awesome ass.
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Jun 16 2012 : 7:54PM
In the Porn Pool this afternoon: "...the home-aid amateur porn that married couples film..."
I'm trying to think of something funny to say about the porn aiding the house to improve in some way, but I'm coming up blank.

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - Jun 16 2012 : 7:59PM
^ Or think of a company that comes to your place with people & equipment to help you film your home sex better, like a Molly Maid or a home health service type of outfit.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Jun 16 2012 : 8:02PM
^ Nice! See, that's kinda funny.
I had nothing. I blame the heat. It's too hot today to be funny.

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
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Posted - Jun 17 2012 : 1:53AM
From a Last Scene You Stroked It To thread. The name of the poster has been changed because I'm trying to cut him a break.
You know, that's not the word that was intended but the word he used ain't really wrong given the companies being referred to.

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - Jun 17 2012 : 2:00AM
What's even funnier is imagining the employees showing up in a sedate suburban neighborhood in some economy compact or a big van with garish big letters posted all over it with a company name or motto something along the lines of "YOU FUCK, WE FILM", then parking in the client's driveway with the employees in uniforms--better yet, jumpsuits--toting the equipment in and out of the house.
Edited by - Cornell Lingus on 6/17/2012 2:12:55 AM

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Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.
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Posted - Jun 17 2012 : 4:26PM
Yani Z wrote:
I was tolled if we go over budget we would still get or directors fee. I tolled him how much over I went.

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12345
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Posted - Jun 26 2012 : 12:08AM
Slightly off topic again:
On a commercial promo for the upcoming local news--"A man was shot by his vehicle today near a transit station."

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Posted - Jun 26 2012 : 1:11AM
^ Love it! I trust the vehicle has been arrested?

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - Jun 26 2012 : 1:21AM
^ And was the vehicle jealous because the dude was about to use a public bus or train?
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Jun 26 2012 : 11:42AM
^ Sure. The vehicle should probably get manslaughter (jealousy in the spur-of-the-moment would seem to rule-out 1st-degree murder).
(Nancy Grace could probably get 2-3 shows out of this.)
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Posted - Jun 26 2012 : 1:59PM
^ So, it's a new type of vehicular manslaughter?

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Posted - Jun 28 2012 : 6:47AM
Why, mortal, that is a power that belongs solely to the gods and goddesses themselves.
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(Goddess)
the unknown pervert
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Posted - Jun 29 2012 : 8:42AM
freddiemorrison
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The Voices In My Head Don't Like You
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Posted - Jun 30 2012 : 7:34AM
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get off"?
 
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Non Prevalebunt!
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Posted - Jun 30 2012 : 8:06AM
^
could it be a new niche?
Bandage porn
freddiemorrison
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The Voices In My Head Don't Like You
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Posted - Jun 30 2012 : 8:20AM
HA!

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - Jul 2 2012 : 12:02AM
From a sex stories site:
"I found her neck inviting and found her erroneous spot as I began suckling and massaging it with my tongue."
Methinks he got a mistaken impression.
 
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Jul 2 2012 : 12:29PM
NM
Edited by - Gore Gore Girl on 7/2/2012 12:29:45 PM
 
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Non Prevalebunt!
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Posted - Jul 2 2012 : 4:00PM
could be any place, where was he working?

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - Jul 3 2012 : 7:13AM
From Schmse in a WNN thread:
"Post a Paining you like"
It's a bait & switch title though. The thread is not about S&M.
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fubar

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Posted - Jul 5 2012 : 5:09AM
the unknown pervert
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Posted - Jul 10 2012 : 6:31PM
from a comment on the Fox Sports site.
"As to Cano not picking Butler, possibly he should have as a good will jester"
 
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Jul 10 2012 : 6:35PM
^ I want a good will jester!!!

Senior Member

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Posted - Jul 11 2012 : 12:51AM
^ In motley.

Senior Member

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Posted - Jul 11 2012 : 2:18PM
Gesture->jester just restored the cosmic balance that was disrupted by jealous->gellus years ago.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Jul 12 2012 : 7:22AM
I've seen this mispelling a couple of times now: manican, which I've seen used to refer to the dolls in clothing stores, properly spelled , and possibly also to refer to the anatomical dolls used in medical school, properly spelled .
I'm mentioning it in this thread because when I read it, all I see is "Man I can", as in: "Man I can totally see myself boning one of those hot dolls".
Which makes me giggle. :)

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Jul 21 2012 : 6:24AM
On another smartbuydisc.ru...oh god lol :)
A good friend of mine asked if i could ask if anyone know's of a place in Aberdeen they would recommend to have an intermate piercing done.

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Posted - Jul 21 2012 : 11:44AM
Not sure if this counts, but a co-worker and I were talking about some tiny bit of superstition and I said it was an old wives tale. I teased him by saying "That means you're an old wife." He paused a minute and said...
"Oh my god, I always thought it was old wise tale!"
What I love about this is that an Old Wise Tale is the polar opposite of what an Old Wives Tale is. :)
the unknown pervert
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
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Posted - Jul 22 2012 : 10:29AM
Thread title from the ZiggaZoomba Lounge on the University of North Carolina's Scout site.
Was Tiger Woods ever 'cured' of his addition?

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Posted - Jul 22 2012 : 12:34PM
I never knew whether the "old" applies to the tale vs. the wives.
old wives = elderly wives
old tale = the story in question has been told and retold (amongst wives of all ages) for decades/centuries/generations

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Silencio...
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Posted - Jul 23 2012 : 3:10PM
Not from here but from a reader comment : "I'm so confused. You've spent the better part of 4 years slamming the dark knight for not being a "good" film, even though you're now saying its chalked full of thematic material"

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12345
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Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 10:23AM
Chuck Todd on msnbc's Daily Rundown, just now said that both Romney and Obama were "farting--fighting hard," for the battleground states.

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
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Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 11:55AM
 
Impresario of the Inane

"I'll never drink semen from a fucking cup. Sorry." - Brett Rossi
32109 Posts
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Posted - Aug 17 2012 : 2:26PM
I hate to be that guy, but...
"That always reminds me of an anektode."
 
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

goregoregirl.com
11853 Posts
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Posted - Aug 17 2012 : 4:00PM
^ I thought that was intentional and I just wasn't up on yoof internet slang.

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Posted - Aug 17 2012 : 6:40PM
From The Official Tori Black Thread:
 
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Aug 17 2012 : 9:55PM
^ Wow. That's a good one.
 
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Posted - Aug 22 2012 : 8:39PM
People tow the line. They toe the line. Also, the phrase doesn't mean what Cody apparently thinks that it means.
the unknown pervert
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
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Posted - Aug 23 2012 : 8:59AM
I saw a post on another board where a guy was complaining about something and he made the point that this isn't rocket surgery.

Senior Member

1959 Posts
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Posted - Aug 23 2012 : 9:53AM
^ You know this was most likely intentional, right?

Edited by - shalalin on 8/23/2012 9:54:13 AM

 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
6309 Posts
8/10
Posted - Aug 23 2012 : 2:59PM
^ Yeah.
The "rocket surgery" thing, originally, was a funny riff on "rocket science."
HOWEVER, I'm not too sure that many people using "rocket surgery" today know that.
(And, it probably doesn't even matter anymore.)

Senior Member

1959 Posts
11/07
Posted - Aug 23 2012 : 4:14PM
^ More specifically, on both "rocket science" and "brain surgery".

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Silencio...
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Posted - Aug 23 2012 : 4:32PM
Coined by Chris Rock, I believe.

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Posted - Aug 23 2012 : 11:17PM
"Damn it! Smithers, this isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!"
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
6309 Posts
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Posted - Aug 24 2012 : 12:18AM
Maybe, Cody should "blow" the line?

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Posted - Aug 24 2012 : 4:10AM
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