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Posted - Sep 6 2012 : 8:30PM
From another smartbuydisc.ru:

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
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Posted - Sep 6 2012 : 11:01PM
^ That kind of works though.
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Sep 18 2012 : 11:34AM

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Subterfuge......
17161 Posts
4/07
Posted - Oct 5 2012 : 7:52AM
Her whole body, boobs, thighs, legs, etc were covered in purple stretchmarks and vains.
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Posted - Oct 5 2012 : 11:58PM
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Dec 29 2012 : 11:46PM
This evening in the porn pool I spotted "It's the best stuff being tossed at you in rapid recession."
(succession)

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jan 1 2013 : 11:06PM
From a comments area of a political site:
Perhaps the landlord should do a better job of discerning the moral tenets of potential tenants?

Edited by - Cornell Lingus on 1/1/2013 11:06:58 PM

 
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^Lucy Pinder
18733 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jan 5 2013 : 9:31PM
Just now on twitter I spotted: "deformation of character"
(defamation)
I'm picturing someone being smushed slowly like play-doh.

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Subterfuge......
17161 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jan 5 2013 : 11:34PM
Oh you cock teaser killbill lol :)
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Jan 17 2013 : 12:26AM
On a youtube comment: "I will always respect Mr Powell and I do not see him as a trader to the GOP"
(traitor)
 
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^Lucy Pinder
18733 Posts
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Posted - Jan 22 2013 : 10:41PM
Describing a female performer in the porn pool, someone said "...she is elfin hot..."
I'm going to assume he meant to type "effin", like the censored version of "fuckin".
But it's funnier to me to think that he has misspelled "elven" and his judgment scale for how hot a girl looks would go something like this:
= troll hot
= hobbit hot
= human hot
= elven hot
 
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^Lucy Pinder
18733 Posts
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Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 8:02AM
In "Star Crossed" this morning: "welllow and behold"
(well lo and behold)

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Silencio...
104341 Posts
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Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 11:11AM
I don't know, there are some elves I could go for

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Jan 25 2013 : 6:25PM
From Youtube comments section..:)
U must be gay or a gelous transexual
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Feb 2 2013 : 3:24PM
Listening to a porn performer interview just now: "It's my M.O... My modem operatus."
(motus operandi)
Awesome.
 
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goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Feb 2 2013 : 3:25PM
^ modus :)
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Feb 2 2013 : 3:26PM
^ Oh god. Typo I swear. Ugh.
 
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Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
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Posted - Feb 2 2013 : 3:28PM
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Feb 2 2013 : 3:32PM
It was the "operatus" that got mixed into the "modus" to make "motus."
I hope this doesn't haunt me for years.
 
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Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
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Posted - Feb 2 2013 : 4:15PM
It might now.

 
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goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Feb 2 2013 : 4:44PM
Can we all agree that it will?
 
Poetic Moderator

Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
12553 Posts
12/03
Posted - Feb 2 2013 : 5:04PM
Sure.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Feb 18 2013 : 5:57PM
n/m it's no fun if the author of the funny post in question went back and edited it.
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 2/18/2013 6:13:06 PM

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
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Posted - Feb 18 2013 : 6:27PM
^Guilty as charged... I was in a hurry and didn't catch the misspelling with spell check. I typed legend of fans instead legion of fans.
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Feb 18 2013 : 6:52PM
^ How did you know it was yours that I posted?

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
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Posted - Feb 18 2013 : 7:28PM
^Because as soon as I went back and reread my post, I noticed my mistake. Since I was just heading out the door to go skiing with wifey, I didn't get a chance to correct it until we took a break on the mtn. Next time if I screw it up like that, I will just let it ride so we can all get a chuckle out of it.
 
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Je comprends si peu
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Posted - Feb 19 2013 : 5:21AM
^Twas a great one was as well. :p

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12345
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Posted - Feb 19 2013 : 11:44AM
Now I want to know what it was.

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
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Posted - Feb 19 2013 : 2:58PM
^Lindi....my post was in the Bibi Jones thread. I originally typed legend of fans instead legion of fans.
Bibi Jones Official Thread
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
6309 Posts
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Posted - Feb 22 2013 : 11:08AM

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
1/08
Posted - Feb 22 2013 : 1:42PM
^ Damn, beat me to it. I sure would not want to work on a farm where you had to throw bales of granite on a truck. Hay is bad enough.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Feb 24 2013 : 10:02PM
On twitter just now (I'm guessing a commentary on Adele singing at the Oscars): "is she lip sinking?"
I'm picturing her lips getting droopier and droopier as the song goes on - starting off looking , and winding up looking .

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Subterfuge......
17161 Posts
4/07
Posted - Feb 27 2013 : 5:45PM
I am still grinning ear to ear about the thought of the meeting if I had the cash I would already be back for a return session. Ah well abstinence makes the hart grow fonder.

Senior Member

1251 Posts
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Posted - Feb 27 2013 : 6:06PM
^ Of the doe?

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - Mar 2 2013 : 1:54PM
Apparently trout bum is Japanese.

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
5928 Posts
5/10
Posted - Mar 2 2013 : 1:59PM
^
トラウトバム
( Trout Bum in Japanese)

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1959 Posts
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Posted - Mar 13 2013 : 12:01PM

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
5928 Posts
5/10
Posted - Mar 15 2013 : 10:44AM
In the Star Cross smartbuydisc.ru;
Can anyone help ID this angel? 90's/00's perhaps
jakgem wrote; It's Tasha Voux. This was later in her career when she died her hair blonde.
Poor thing...I hope she gave it a descent burial.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Mar 15 2013 : 1:16PM
Oops! :)

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Posted - Mar 15 2013 : 1:33PM
Somebody on here, maybe Jayo, once said, "Spellcheck will fuck you every time". These are words to live by.

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12345
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Posted - Mar 15 2013 : 2:20PM
What do you expect? Troutbum is a downhill skier.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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4/08
Posted - Mar 15 2013 : 4:52PM
From twitter today:
Costumer service is a joke
(customer)
There's a service that will make costumes for you? I want that!

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
5928 Posts
5/10
Posted - Mar 15 2013 : 5:12PM
^^Lindi...good catch, in fact I just got home from descending all morning.
I sometimes am a sitting duck around here when it comes to material for the granite poll. I do need to quit relying on spell check so much and spend a little more time proofreading my posts.
Edited by - trout bum on 3/15/2013 5:12:36 PM

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Subterfuge......
17161 Posts
4/07
Posted - Mar 15 2013 : 10:06PM
Are you taking the piste out of Trout Bum :)

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
5928 Posts
5/10
Posted - Mar 15 2013 : 10:13PM
^Better piste then piss!
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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4/08
Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 12:58PM
"If that's the case, maybe he can teach her how to give a descent Blow Job."
You did it again!

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
5928 Posts
5/10
Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 1:10PM
^Followed by
PornStarNamedBuckNaked quote; I'll let Bibi practice her bow job skills on me all she wants.

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12345
12200 Posts
9/02
Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 3:14PM
It's not a mistake, it's a trademark.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
18733 Posts
4/08
Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 3:19PM
You did it here too.

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
5928 Posts
5/10
Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 3:24PM
^Good thing I'm not being graded on my spelling or grammer around here.
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