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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 3:29PM
Yeah, good thing. It's "grammar" btw. (You're making this too easy.)
 
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Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 7:32PM

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
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Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 7:47PM
I've been kind of the whipping boy around these parts today...good thing water runs off a duck's back or I would be wet to the bone!
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 9:51PM
^ Just giving you a hard time. But I'm hoping the emoticons make it clear that it's all good-natured fun.
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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
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Posted - Mar 29 2013 : 10:30PM
^Totally know that is all being said in good fun and I'm not taking these comments seriously. We're one big family here and I think most of us are cool with all the banter that goes on.
If we can't laugh at ourselves,who can we laugh at?
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
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Posted - Mar 30 2013 : 9:03AM
Well, it is also called going down on someone.
 
Oblivious

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Posted - Mar 30 2013 : 9:04AM
Indeed!

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Apr 2 2013 : 8:37AM
What an absolute waist of time and resources.

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Posted - Apr 2 2013 : 12:24PM
^ Yeah, so many of my resources go to my waist -- gotta start eating less.

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
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Posted - Apr 4 2013 : 9:56PM
BYOB_Kenobi qoute; "cause we weren't born with Night Vision Googles and all the good stuff is in the fridge anyway".
Seems these days Google has their little fingers into everything!
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Apr 5 2013 : 6:28PM
From the Star Crossed smartbuydisc.ru this afternoon: "she is like the dream girl you wanna date, smart, funny, down to earth, beautiful and hipper sexual."
(hyper-sexual)
I can't think of a funny joke here, but it did make me chuckle when I read it.

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
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Posted - Apr 5 2013 : 6:32PM
^Our resident proofreader...Got to be on your toes around here or who knows, you could end up in the granite poll! (Like me!)

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Real news. Fake president.
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Posted - Apr 6 2013 : 3:28PM
Actual "granite" sighting at
cglacius says: Apr 6, 2013 1:24 PM
The raiders screwed up when they fired Hue Jackson. They were on the cusp edge of making the playoffs and probably would have made it the next year. Granite, the Palmer trade was questionable but they had a playoff roster and depth at the RB and WR positions. The O line had been suspect for the past 8yrs but explosive plays and good run game will keep people honest… Instead, they fire him, got rid of Bush and a few other key players and now they will be lucky if they win 5 games…
 
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Your other left
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Posted - Apr 6 2013 : 3:45PM
^ Wow -that's, like, double bonus points and extra healing!
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Apr 6 2013 : 7:45PM
Hey, Goldstein had "granite" with a double-word-score on the previous page
 
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Your other left
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Posted - Apr 6 2013 : 8:33PM
Dude, this is the internet - the previous page was, like, the 1880's!
 
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Posted - Apr 13 2013 : 10:20PM
From our very own Tug. I actually like this one:
"Things like total nuclear destruction or 'War of the Worlds' stuff, it's deep seeded from childhood."

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Posted - Apr 13 2013 : 10:38PM
Pure me, can't blame spell check.

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Posted - Apr 14 2013 : 3:04PM
^^ While not the standard phrase, it makes perfect sense. I like it too.

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Apr 25 2013 : 6:41PM
Sorry LCF it was too good to leave out
From RP's thread about "would you do a guy"
and now there's a question about what would I do if I HAVE to have sax with a man?

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - Apr 25 2013 : 9:51PM
I guess that means you'd be blowing him?

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Apr 25 2013 : 10:18PM
^
 
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Posted - Apr 26 2013 : 8:58AM
I just read this on another site. A real cringer. A true malapropism (edited to remove racism of original comment...): "Her pussy is supposed to = their pussy." (*as opposed to*)
 
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Non Prevalebunt!
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Posted - Apr 26 2013 : 4:39PM
LOL , really
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Apr 26 2013 : 8:56PM
Jeez. I almost couldn't understand it, even with you posting the correction.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Apr 27 2013 : 2:25PM
Today in The Porn Pool: "Don't waist your time."
(waste)
Stinkfist posted about someone else making this same mistake on April 2.
 
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goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Apr 27 2013 : 2:53PM
Here's a good one, from a student paper my friend is grading: "a paper view channel."

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Apr 27 2013 : 4:15PM
^
"I wanna see my favorites pornstars have a long carrer" and "I wanna see my favorites pornstars do kinky things"
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - May 2 2013 : 7:39PM
In Star Crossed yesterday: " with all do respect to Katie St. Ives..."
(due)

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Posted - May 2 2013 : 8:43PM
^ 16 million Google hits, sometimes it seems like people get this wrong more often than they get it right.

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Posted - May 4 2013 : 2:36PM
" ... that nebulas connection had made them the closest of friends"
That's astrology for you -- something in the heavens made it inevitable.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - May 4 2013 : 2:39PM
^ha! That's awesome!

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Posted - May 13 2013 : 5:44PM
Not really a misused word, but this typo for "porn" is too good not to share. From the "Hiding porn from my wife" thread:
 
Oblivious

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Posted - May 13 2013 : 7:44PM
Yeah, I saw that, why would he have to hide his poetry from wifey?

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
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Posted - May 13 2013 : 9:17PM
^HeyNow you've kind of zeroed on the word Wifey...just like you were zeroing in on her pic at the coffee shop!
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Oblivious

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Posted - May 13 2013 : 9:25PM
Yes, but I was gentlemanly enough not to do more than glance and not comment on the second picture.
HeyNow: You really can't go wrong!
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - May 26 2013 : 1:33PM
n/m
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/26/2013 1:35:37 PM
 
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goregoregirl.com
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Posted - May 27 2013 : 12:11PM
"really I cant believe that she turned a 180 digrease first she does every possible thing in the business and than this"
So many possibilities...

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - May 29 2013 : 9:14PM
From a Bankrate.com article about headlight law oddities among the states
In other words, compliance is inprecise--rather like your spelling.

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Thinking real hard about Katsirk
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Posted - May 29 2013 : 10:15PM
The name is "Wood Reed".

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Posted - May 29 2013 : 11:43PM
As is the spelling of imprecise.

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - May 29 2013 : 11:49PM
^ Damn it!

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - May 31 2013 : 6:55PM
This is an old one that was posted on ADT from this thread F<brYour favourite porn word
The poster francios posted this and the reply back from Len Nicodemo was hilarious too.
francios wrote:
The British Fuck my Arse
Len Nicodemo wrote:
You must have a sore ass.

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Posted - Jun 15 2013 : 3:43PM
"Next is the fiesta resistance." (Sometimes known as pièce de résistance.)
 
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goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Jun 15 2013 : 3:44PM
^ Amazing.

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And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me...
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Posted - Jun 15 2013 : 7:29PM

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So if you didn't know before, you sure as hell know now, muthafuckaz!
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Jun 20 2013 : 5:38PM
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Jun 24 2013 : 11:52PM
A couple of days ago in The Porn Pool: "...if rolls were reversed..."
(roles)
I'm picturing a waiter with OCD spinning dinner rolls around so they all sit on the plates at right angles before a banquet.

fubar

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Posted - Jul 2 2013 : 9:49PM
 
Oblivious

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Posted - Jul 3 2013 : 7:35AM
That was intended.
Okay, I was posting on my phone and by the time I got to "glistenin" it was giving me an autocorrect suggestion (2nd or 3rd option) to "bludgeoning" and I thought, well, it is for the Dan thread.
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