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Non Prevalebunt!
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Posted - Feb 3 2014 : 1:36PM
^
Actually it's rather common I've found such mistake often along with definately instead of definitely ,though I don't know how common this mistake is in English nor the native language of those who wrote that

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Feb 4 2014 : 5:53PM
Seen this one on a football smartbuydisc.ru i hang out on..
When you asses it he's not that great a manager. Seems that over time he makes a mess of teams that start off pretty well under him.
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Feb 11 2014 : 9:18PM

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - Feb 16 2014 : 9:12AM

They look cum coated to me.

Edited by - Cornell Lingus on 2/16/2014 1:20:23 PM

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Doctor of the Erotic Arts

goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Feb 16 2014 : 12:13PM
^ Holy etiquette violation! I do appreciate the awesome eggcorn, though.

fubar

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Posted - Mar 4 2014 : 9:29AM
I have a sour throat.
 
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Non Prevalebunt!
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Posted - Mar 4 2014 : 1:46PM
^
the one who wrote that is European
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Mar 6 2014 : 5:12PM
Last night in star crossed: "If twitter is a limpness test for how much attention someone is getting."
(litmus test)
This one had me laughing pretty hard. Anything regarding "limp" in a porn smartbuydisc.ru is gonna seem extra funny.
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
6309 Posts
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Posted - Mar 12 2014 : 5:44PM
 
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Non Prevalebunt!
12329 Posts
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Posted - Mar 13 2014 : 5:32PM
shouldn't this be either weak or meek?

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
1/08
Posted - Mar 16 2014 : 1:52PM
E!TV page headline: Stars Who Passed on Big Movie Rolls
So apparently the roles required motions that might spoil their hair so they had stunt people take care of it?

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
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Posted - Mar 27 2014 : 5:44PM
The original title of a Porn Pool thread, you may find the author yourself:
"Best craving or graffiti in bars or other places"
I get it. Some bars have great grub. There are some occasions where the bar food you've eaten to satisfy your cravings decides to seek daylight quicker than you expect. When that happens you rush to the toidy. While processing, yuou often see some previous bored shitter's carving in a wall or be amused by witty grafitti.

Edited by - Cornell Lingus on 3/27/2014 5:46:56 PM


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1251 Posts
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Posted - Apr 9 2014 : 8:00PM
From a movie review on imdb: "... showing off his party trick of taking apart and resembling his big pistol."
I can think of only one part of me that might even remotely look like a gun. Small caliber at that.
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Apr 9 2014 : 8:08PM
^ Just as long as it's hard as steel, enjoy it
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Non Prevalebunt!
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Posted - Apr 12 2014 : 1:10PM
^
it is the taking apart what horrifies me.
 
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Yeah Jeets!
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Posted - Apr 13 2014 : 8:55AM
The Marquis de Sade
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fubar

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Posted - Apr 19 2014 : 11:36AM
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Apr 20 2014 : 12:46PM
Congratulations Brazzers
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Lisa Ann's latest Brazzers update: The Goddess of Big Dick

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"I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!"
5925 Posts
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Posted - Apr 23 2014 : 9:36PM
I was reading the USA Today sports section previewing the upcoming NFL draft for defensive ends.
This is what the insiders said about Missouri player Michael Smith who hopes to become the NFL's first openly gay player.
"He's tight, he's stiff and he's short"....Now Come On!

 
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Apr 28 2014 : 11:04AM
From back in March, from one of our very own: "for all intensive purposes only 9% of the country is correct." :)
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - May 2 2014 : 8:04AM
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - May 2 2014 : 7:27PM
I don't get it. That's the correct spelling, and the correct word.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - May 2 2014 : 7:28PM
This is a somewhat common error and it always makes me laugh.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - May 2 2014 : 7:28PM
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - May 3 2014 : 2:09PM
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - May 19 2014 : 3:57PM
Reading the comments section on HuffPost (I know, I should know better) I came across:
"This type of behavior is not except able..."
(acceptable)

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
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Posted - May 26 2014 : 6:14PM
 
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Your other left
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Posted - May 26 2014 : 6:37PM
^ Number five - bronze, number fourteen - silver, number seventeen - gold.

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Real news. Fake president.
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Posted - May 26 2014 : 10:50PM
^ I don't care how tolerant you are, if you lack toast, you can't enjoy eggs.

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
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Posted - May 26 2014 : 11:57PM
The debate in #16 is hilarious.

fubar

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Posted - May 27 2014 : 1:12AM
Language is majority rule. Malaprop today, twitter meme tomorrow, school curriculum next year.

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Posted - Jun 4 2014 : 5:39PM
From a sports smartbuydisc.ru, commenting on a post that held female athletes to different standards than men:
 
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Jun 10 2014 : 2:12PM
From one of our own industry peeps, posted with love as always, and also because I like the new phrasing: "The site is only 10 days old and we excited all our expectations." Y'all and many others!
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Jun 10 2014 : 11:03PM
^ Haha yeah I saw that one too! I definitely chuckled a bit when I read it.
 
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Your other left
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Posted - Jun 13 2014 : 5:46PM
Homonyms strike again in the Biggest Black Asses thread:
"Guess it's a waist of time hoping big booty black girls get gaped out in a Jay Sin flick."
Granted, I can see how contemplating big booty black girls could short-circuit the male noggin.
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Jun 15 2014 : 12:23AM
I used a public urinal today that had a sign on it that said "Flash for 10 seconds".
I did have my junk out in the open in front of it for at least ten seconds, but I don't think that's what they meant to say.

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Posted - Jun 19 2014 : 9:44AM
From a gaming smartbuydisc.ru, a comment about people ...

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Posted - Jun 19 2014 : 1:12PM
From a Feature Side thread: " ... when a hot neighbour milf knocked on the door- she then subduces him ... "
I guess, for all you plate tectonics fans, this must take place in a subduction zone.
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
17482 Posts
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Posted - Jun 26 2014 : 2:48PM
From a World Cup thread on another smartbuydisc.ru
I thought Bradley got a bit of a bad wrap for his play against Ghana.

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Carryin', contrarian, libertarian
10183 Posts
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Posted - Jun 27 2014 : 9:06AM
Does this mean the MILF was riding the neighbor guy in cowgirl? Or was she sliding under him in missionary?
 
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Your other left
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Posted - Jun 27 2014 : 10:11AM
^ Maybe he meant there was a whole lotta quakin' goin' on.
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
6309 Posts
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Posted - Jun 28 2014 : 8:21AM
 
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Jul 10 2014 : 7:06PM
 
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

goregoregirl.com
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Posted - Jul 10 2014 : 7:16PM
^ That one is not as clear cut, actually. While you are correct that ensure is considered the most proper and safe usage in that context, ensure and insure are often used interchangeably in respectable locations, and some writing/grammar guides regard the interchangeable use as proper.

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Posted - Jul 11 2014 : 8:48AM
^
To modern American English speakers this is clear;
Assure is to promise or say with confidence. It is more about saying than doing.
Example: I assure you that you’ll be warm enough.
Ensure is to do or have what is necessary for success.
Example: These blankets ensure that you’ll be warm enough.
Insure is to cover with an insurance policy.
Example: I will insure my home with additional fire and flood policies.
(The Blue Book of Grammar and Punctuation)

To ensure that something will be done means to make it certain to happen.
“When amending the contract, the lawyer ensured that her client received a better deal.”
To insure someone or something means to protect the person or object against risk by regularly paying an insurance company a sum of money. In the event the person is injured or killed or the object is damaged or lost, the insurance company will then pay out a sum of money to cover the injury or loss.
“The company was insured against accidents in the workplace.”
(Translegal)
However, to Europeans and Brits this may not be as clear;
To “assure” a person of something is to make him or her confident of it. To “ensure” that something happens is to make certain that it does, and to “insure” is to issue an insurance policy. Other authorities, however, consider “ensure” and “insure” interchangeable. To please conservatives, make the distinction. However, it is worth noting that in older usage these spellings were not clearly distinguished.
European “life assurance” companies take the position that all policy-holders are mortal and someone will definitely collect, thus assuring heirs of some income. American companies tend to go with “insurance” for coverage of life as well as of fire, theft, etc.
(Common Errors in English Usage)

 
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

goregoregirl.com
11853 Posts
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Posted - Jul 11 2014 : 9:34AM
^ Thanks!

fubar

7535 Posts
12/09
Posted - Jul 15 2014 : 9:09AM
I'm serious about what I'm saying, trying to go around it in a silly manor

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"In Defense of Rape and Incest" by Steve King
6977 Posts
11/13
Posted - Jul 25 2014 : 8:41PM
I clipped a recipe out of a high end glossy home décor magazine today. Grilled flat bread. "Remove when golden brown and a little chard."
Tee hee. I can see where that one came from.

Member

525 Posts
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Posted - Jul 26 2014 : 12:31PM
On an episode of All In The Family, after hearing that Edith is having "female problems", Archie says that he might have to take her to the "groinacologist".

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7829 Posts
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Posted - Jul 27 2014 : 12:41PM
Groinacologist... hehehehehehe, I should call my doctor that sometime and see if he notices. Archie's malapropisms were marvellous. I miss television writers that actually wrote stuff.
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