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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 6:21PM
From replies to an article at a news website (not adt):
"A fool and his money are soon departed."

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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 7:01PM

I imagine there are a lot of non skiers checking in here. There is a company by the name of Armada who make an great ski called the "JJ". They have just introduced a women's specific ski named the "VJJ". Not sure if they realize what VJJ is short for but maybe they do. Either way they are getting a lot of play off of it.
 
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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 7:08PM
Removed on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
Edited by - Goldstein on 10/16/2011 9:33:54 AM

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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 7:16PM
^^^skies??? people who ski are called skiers or so and so skis.
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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 7:34PM
O'Brien has instructed this one to be tossed down the memory hole, as well.

Edited by - Goldstein on 10/16/2011 9:40:44 AM


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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 7:51PM
^^^skies is a stretch. I've been around the ski business all my life, (which is a long time) and I have never seen it spelled skies as a verb.
Perfect
I ski
you ski
he skis
we ski
they ski
Edited by - trout bum on 10/13/2011 8:25:02 PM
 
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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 8:04PM
Artist's nitch ....

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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 10:12PM
Goldstein made the granite poll in the granite poll. I don't think that's been done before.

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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 10:40PM
Also fun to watch the closed captioning. From Rachel Maddow's closed captioning at the end of this evening's show, "the ten nasty of a honey badger." It had me scratching for a moment before I decided it must be "tenacity of a honey badger." I'd never heard that expression before, but I'm guessing that's it.

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Posted - Oct 13 2011 : 10:55PM
Enough of this nonsense skis or skies... I think it's hilarious that they named a women's ski after the vagina.
 
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Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
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Posted - Oct 14 2011 : 1:04AM
I don't know the context. But honey badger is the nickname of a football player for LSU.

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Posted - Oct 14 2011 : 6:42AM
You must be slipping...how can you let "I don't plan on dieing rich." get by you?
 
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Posted - Oct 14 2011 : 12:29PM
Yep, but it's a popular phrase right now because of the Youtube sensation (from about four months ago) that is the honey badger voiceover thingy. I assume Tyrann got that nickname after the Youtube shit. Now people on the news are saying "honey badger" about eight times an hour, at every opportunity, in any context, and giggling amongst themselves.
The original vid is very funny though.
 
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Posted - Oct 15 2011 : 11:43AM
^ Holy shit, that vid is really funny! There's a whole series of them on Youtube.
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Posted - Oct 23 2011 : 9:06AM

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Posted - Oct 23 2011 : 9:56AM
I'm contraction challenged also, hell I feel more comfortable with fractions than contractions, incorrectly using the possessives gets me the most.

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Posted - Oct 26 2011 : 11:25AM
According to a commenter on some sports blog, he was on "raisers edge" during one of the recent suspenseful MLB playoff games.

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Posted - Oct 27 2011 : 4:08PM
Closed captioning again (I only have it turned on when I'm on hold on the phone):
Describing a witness in the Michael Jackson death case:
"He is a renounced expert on Propofol."
 
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Posted - Nov 4 2011 : 1:34AM
Thread in the Porn Pool..."ALL Studios shud rotate more to create more Stars!"
 
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Posted - Nov 9 2011 : 5:56PM
From one of our own: "While they reap what they sew,..."

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Nov 9 2011 : 8:45PM
I am asking for an ass fart not quef (due to anal sex or toys)

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Posted - Nov 15 2011 : 7:05PM
Wish i had the patients to wait for blu-ray releases,lol

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Posted - Nov 18 2011 : 7:58PM
Seen this one on another smartbuydisc.ru tonight,not sure if the poster was actually meaning what he/she said lol.
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Posted - Nov 24 2011 : 4:30PM
I have one from "the positive Mackenzee Pierce thread"
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your dating black men in your personal life?
Shockingly he only has a 4 posts to his name
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Posted - Nov 26 2011 : 3:58PM
 
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Posted - Nov 27 2011 : 1:58PM
In reference to how much cum Sasha Knox can consume in a gokkun movie: "is she able to drink one litter ??"
(litre)
Sitting here killing myself picturing Sasha trying to swallow a bunch of kittens...

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Posted - Nov 27 2011 : 9:16PM
KillBill - Your comment made my whole day. Thank you. =)
 
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Posted - Nov 27 2011 : 10:37PM
^ Aw, shucks... now you've made me blush! haha
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Posted - Nov 28 2011 : 8:04AM
Courtesy of a BCS thread on the Shaggy Bevo site.
"My problem with the bcs, aside from it being way worse than a playoff, there are no checks and bounces."

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Posted - Dec 11 2011 : 5:22PM
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Posted - Dec 11 2011 :  01:55:08 PM   
U just don't realize how ignore you are. But that's okay, I still love you anyway.
But for the record there's been plenty of quotes on public record. I just don't take you that serious so I can't muster up the energy to prove a point most people already know.
 
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Posted - Dec 11 2011 : 6:09PM
^ To be fair, he is quite clear that his genius is undiscovered. Give him time. He may discover it.

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Shut the fuck up, Donny!!
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Posted - Dec 11 2011 : 6:25PM
^ That could be true but it's still funny!
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Posted - Dec 13 2011 : 11:16AM
 
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Posted - Dec 13 2011 : 6:08PM
Not here but heard on TV. "He did an awesome piewet to get away from the defender."
Piewet = pirouette
 
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Posted - Dec 13 2011 : 6:12PM
Funny.

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Posted - Dec 13 2011 : 6:48PM

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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 4:37PM
^ I'm probably just having a linguistic blackout, but...three days later and I still haven't figured out what "brass tax" was supposed to be saying.
 
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Posted - Dec 16 2011 : 4:42PM

In colloquial English, Brass tacks (often "get down to brass tacks") refers to the fundamental or essential elements of a topic.

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Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 9:30AM
Yes I love throat fucking
And I'd love to see more of it in a non violent, abusive way.
Its very sexy, and allows the girls to get the duck further down than most other positions.
 
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Posted - Dec 17 2011 : 10:26AM
^
 
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Posted - Dec 30 2011 : 4:15PM
Lots of people using "dominate" when they mean "dominant" or "dominating".
Example: Lately I've come to enjoy lesbian domination videos (if that's what they're called) but when it comes to interracial it's always the black woman who is dominate. I've seen like 2 videos where the white woman is dominate but they're kinda lame. So are there any with a white dominate woman?
It's getting semi-frequent, too. Not sure why exactly.
 
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Posted - Dec 31 2011 : 8:19AM
Also Brazzers had a roster of director any of them might have a different personal policy about that, furthermore some male stars are doing crossworks this means they work for either gay, bi and straight movies ,the last AIDS alarm in the industry in September (luckily just an alarm)involved a mail cross star who did many shoots for Brazzers and maybe some want to stay on the safe side.
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Posted - Dec 31 2011 : 3:10PM
Hi Bobbie, i hope you can fill "Gape" with your movies when Jaysin takes a brake in 2012!

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Jan 7 2012 : 3:57PM
It seems like a lot of beautiful women are leaving the industry in fairy short order
 
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Posted - Jan 7 2012 : 4:07PM
^
I actually did laugh out loud reading that one.
I think I was picturing Tinkerbell kidnapping porn girls.
 
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Posted - Jan 21 2012 : 1:45PM
Saw this just now, posted by an ADT member on twitter:
"she's a wonderful girl and dissent deserve to be treated like that."
(doesn't)
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Posted - Feb 19 2012 : 9:06AM
Courtesy of a thread on Rivals Kentucky basketboard about John Calipari.
"NO way Cal is leaving with all the talent he has lined up in the next couple of years he wants his legacy semented in history."
 
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Posted - Feb 19 2012 : 2:28PM
^ I thought to myself when reading your post, "yeah, but is semented actually another word that means something else?"
So I looked it up. I found it on the urban dictionary:
[url=449118]<b1. Semented</b
Needless to say, I laughed my ass off.

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Posted - Feb 19 2012 : 2:39PM
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