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Posted - Feb 20 2012 : 11:36PM
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Edited by - ilvbutt on 2/20/2012 11:37:13 PM

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Feb 22 2012 : 8:22PM
What I hate is when they do a close-up of the mouth or ass and you see blackheads, warths and pimples.
Im used to calling them warts that is why i included it.:)

Edited by - stinkfist on 2/22/2012 8:26:43 PM

 
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Posted - Feb 22 2012 : 8:38PM
Today in porn pool I saw this: "...she was never a real porn-star (an actual pro, sort of speak)."
(so to speak)

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Posted - Feb 23 2012 : 1:16AM
In the description of Kaci Star's scene on Bound Gangbangs:
"In one fowl swoop they have her up off the ground..."
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Posted - Feb 23 2012 : 4:26AM
^
When chickens attack!
 
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Posted - Feb 23 2012 : 9:26AM
It was bound to happen...
Porn and Angry Birds have merged.
 
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Posted - Feb 25 2012 : 9:55AM
I heard this just now on a youtube rant: "...people getting their just deserves..."
(desserts)

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Posted - Feb 25 2012 : 1:51PM
Wrong, and yet so apt.

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12345
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Posted - Feb 27 2012 : 1:19PM
These are more closed captioning fun.
Mike Epps to Conan O'Brien, (I think he was speaking about being impressed when Shaquille O'Neal came into a room, but I was only half listening):
"Big King Congress come in the room." That's the closed captioning. I must believe that he actually said, "Big King Kong just come in the room."
Chris Matthews referring to Richard Nixon playing a piece in the piano:
"... pc was playing..." That was the closed caption for "piece he was playing."
By the way, closed captioning is a disgrace. Surely they can do better. I can understand screwed up captions for live tv, but the captions on movies that have been out for decades have ridiculous mistakes.
Last night on Walking Dead, Shane saw Rick and the kid leaving him in the bus with the zombies, and he said "No" and clawed at the bus window. The closed captioning added two sentences of dialogue that weren't even there--something like, "No. Don't leave me, Rick. Please come back." Anyway, words that weren't even there. They frequently add stuff like "door squeaks open," or "birds chirping," when you can't hear any such thing, and when it is entirely irrelevant to the action, while skipping lines of dialogue that there is plenty of time to post. Often, really old movies (like Die Hard era) will have captioning with run-together words with bits missing and odd inserted characters. Made-up example, "He wan'T goito leave the rooB yet." If a movie has been out for decades, wouldn't you think the captioning would be repaired by now?
I can just picture a hearing person sitting and using sign language to a deaf person as they watch, "what they really said was..." Should you need an interpreter for the captioning?

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Feb 27 2012 : 6:10PM
I am very happy that new people appreciate the work I do .... this is important to me and thank you, because in this I find the strength to do more and better ..... Unfortunately, sometimes I can not, but I try ...... Before the end of the year I'd like to make a movie with hot American chickens ......... The film would be phenomenal, both for the attitude of the girls and for the locations that are not in russia......
I hope one day : )))))) Thanks to everyone for the support and LONG LIVE PUSSY : )))))))))
That was from the main man Omar Galanti
 
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Posted - Feb 27 2012 : 6:49PM
^ Plucky fellow.

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Posted - Feb 27 2012 : 7:21PM
Not a sparkling slip up, but from today: "Witch female artist, Male artist or band ... "
I am not sure if the poster finds female artists singularly evil or especially enchanting.
(Like I've never rushed into a mistake like this!)

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Posted - Feb 28 2012 : 12:23AM
Okay, not a misused word but an awkward construction, and I am somewhat ashamed to mention it as it comes from the blog of one of my favorite ADT posters who is also a fine writer. Still, ...
"After being told the house is haunted by the estate agent, ... "
I keep wondering why the estate agent is haunting the house. Is he owed back rent?
 
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Posted - Feb 28 2012 : 3:39AM
^
This phrase reminds me of how German people in Milwaukee used to say, "throw the cow over the fence some hay"...they too use verbs first in sentences.
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Posted - Feb 29 2012 : 5:49PM
I just received the best PM ever, from an ADT member that it seems was recently deactivated. I think.
Anyway, it was from a user named DYE, and the subject was CUNT.
And nothing else.
So I opened up my inbox and it said "DYE CUNT".
It made me wonder what colour he/she wanted me to dye it.
 
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Posted - Feb 29 2012 : 6:25PM
H's still here.
 
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Posted - Feb 29 2012 : 6:26PM
Looks like he's not. What did he do in two posts to get banned ?
 
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Posted - Feb 29 2012 : 6:30PM
^ Maybe he sent a bunch of PMs like that to admins.
 
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Posted - Feb 29 2012 : 7:04PM
Damn, I always miss the good ones. Or bad ones, as it were.

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Posted - Mar 4 2012 : 9:59PM

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Posted - Mar 4 2012 : 10:13PM
^ Yeah, you have beware of those sails on the ivory towers.

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Posted - Mar 10 2012 : 12:36AM

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Posted - Mar 11 2012 : 1:44AM
^ Umm, I suppose he thinks it's actually spelled that way, so number of chances doesn't mean anything. In any case, that's hardly "misuse of a word", it's just bad spelling...

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Posted - Mar 11 2012 : 3:52AM
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Posted - Mar 11 2012 : 5:35AM
Yes, I know. But as one poster has already mentioned in this thread.... "I know that doesn't fit the poll question, I just think it's funny."

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Posted - Mar 11 2012 : 1:05PM
Remember "ridicule" and you probably won't have to look it up.

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Posted - Mar 11 2012 : 1:09PM
^I was just about to suggest that.

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Posted - Mar 11 2012 : 2:29PM
"Rediculius" should be adopted as the name of the curly red line that the smartbuydisc.ru spell-checker places under misspelled words.

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Mar 15 2012 : 7:39PM
From the Elegant Angel thread...
comon elegantanel when you gonna have trailer for dp fanatic

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Mar 16 2012 : 8:47PM
I think It's disgusting! I always shave hair in intim zones!
 
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Posted - Mar 17 2012 : 8:55PM
Lois_Deveneau_full.jpg
 
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Posted - Mar 17 2012 : 9:03PM
^ I'm trying to figure it out...

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Posted - Mar 17 2012 : 9:14PM
Eat-in kitchen ?

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Posted - Mar 17 2012 : 9:32PM
I saw one on a photography smartbuydisc.ru where someone posted that a certain camera's marquis feature was such and such.
1. A nobleman ranking below a duke and above an earl or a count.
He meant marquee.
marquee [mɑːˈkiː]
3. (modifier) Chiefly US and Canadian celebrated or pre-eminent a marquee player
 
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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 10:05AM
ding ding ding
 
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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 10:06AM
Isn't marquis pronounced mar-kwis?
 
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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 2:37PM
^ Nope.
"Marquis" is from French, and so the "qu" gives a "k" sound, and the "is" gives an "ee" sound.
As Leyden mentioned, it's a level of nobleman. For example, the , the man who is the namesake of the word "sadism".
edited to add: you can even hear someone pronounce "Marquis de Sade" here:
[edit again: typo]
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 3/18/2012 5:45:29 PM

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 5:05PM
Yeah, because only males have anunes and rectums, while girls only have vaginas.
 
Impresario of the Inane

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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 5:05PM
I know I've heard it pronounced markwis. I can't remember where.

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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 6:45PM
^If it's someone's name, the pronunciation is however they (or their parents) say.
Edited by - ninja1 on 3/18/2012 6:46:16 PM
 
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Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 7:10PM
Marquis of Queensbury rules of boxing.
 
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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 8:44PM
That's the one I think
 
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^Lucy Pinder
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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 9:23PM
Ah, it seems we're all learning something. According to wikipedia, the English version of "marquis" is , pronounced markwess. Very close to markwis as you've heard it (I'm assuming you've heard it with an "s" sound at the end, not a "z" sound).
The problem then comes when we start using a French word to refer to something that we have an English word for, but we are referring to a French person so we use a French word, but pronounce it sort of in an English way...
Anyway my point is that I think in this case, we're actually both right.
Also, I'd never heard of . Now I have. Thanks, gents.

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Posted - Mar 27 2012 : 6:21AM
From the never ending fake boobs debate...
I like jiggly boobs, but giggly boobs sound even better!
 
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Posted - Mar 27 2012 : 10:02AM
^ That is awesome.
 
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Posted - Mar 27 2012 : 1:41PM
GiggityGiggityGiggity.jpg

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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Mar 27 2012 : 5:40PM
Thank you for posting that,best laugh i have had all day
Back to the "giggly" boobs,i would like to make them laugh as i placed my pipebomb in her cleavage and detonated the milky C4 all over them.

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Posted - Mar 30 2012 : 11:56AM

Totally worth looking at.
 
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Posted - Apr 4 2012 : 9:33PM
Cody McLarge in the Trayvon Martin thread:
...they are likely going to be on foot and take any opportunity that prevents itself.
I hate when that happens.
 
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Posted - Apr 14 2012 : 3:44PM
An awesome misuse of a word, and an awesome comment on it, from the Porn Pool:
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