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Posted - Jul 29 2018 : 11:52PM
This was a thread I had going on at the GFF smartbuydisc.ru. It was an idea for a big budget girl/girl film about a fictional TV network that would be a two disc set, the first of which would look like a night of prime time programming with fake commercials. The second disc would be a movie of the week (the feature film).
Some of the TV show ideas:
The Butchy Bunch (parody of The Brady Bunch TV show) ... Cooking With Cookies (a cooking show with two female hosts, both named 'Cookie') ... Sex Scene Of The Crime (crime documentary with the host speaking in voiceover as we see the scene playing out) ... The Goodbottom's ( sitcom about three sisters and their mother, last name Goodbottom, the youngest of which is an innocent and doesn't know the rest of her family members are living lesbian lives) ... Price The Piece (The Price Is Right game show parody) ... It's Pat's Fault (another jeopardy like game show whereby the correct answer is always the same, It's Pat's Fault) ... GGN News (fake news that doesn't pretend to be real) ... GGN Investigates ( ID Discovery type show "investigating" girl/girl crimes) ... The Insect Hunter (nature series whereby the camera operator keeps the camera focused on the sexy host instead of the insects she's talking about) ... Horndogs Girl/Girl Movie Reviews (Movie critic show with two dogs dressed like two men as the hosts reviewing girl/girl porn)
Some movie of the week ideas:
The Lesbian X Files (Parody of the popular X Files series)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Lesbian Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask (parody of the Woody Allen film with story segments answering questions such as: "Can lesbianism be inherited?" ... "What role does clothing (or lack thereof) play in lesbian relationships?" ... "What is a closeted lesbian?" ... "Can a woman give off a lesbian vibe?" ... "Do lesbians actually use sex toys? ... "How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?"
Jawed (a 'Jaws' parody as the hunt goes on for the elusive "Great White Mermaid")
The Hot Case Files Of Rebecca Sloan ( a veteran female police detective tells in voiceover of her hottest, sexiest cases)
The (Lesbian) College Experience (documentary of women(in disguise or darkened studio to hide their identities)talking about their lesbian experiences when they were in college)
Someone Might See ( A district attorney is persuaded to not file indecent exposure charges against a young teacher by her defense lawyer. To understand why the teacher would strip naked in a grocery store, the defense lawyer offers a book (same as the title in the film) that was written by the teacher to the district attorney. One night (out of curiosity and boredom) the district attorney reads it, becomes turned on by it, and later, gets in trouble herself, by trying some of the same things the teacher wrote about.)
Satin Dreams (A best selling mystery author is suffering writer's block. Her publisher is understanding and suggests that maybe she should try another genre. When she asks "what kind?" he jokes that maybe she can write an erotic novel. She laughs it off, saying, "that's never going to happen." Her publisher then tells her that maybe she just needs some time away from writing. She agrees and mentions that her daughter was returning home from college in a few days anyway, so now would be a good time to do that. The day her daughter arrives, she brings a surprise with her. Her new friend and roommate, 'Satin', who is drop dead gorgeous and likes to run around wearing very revealing clothing. The author notices and Satin notices she notices and starts to play it up, even when her daughter is nearby. Temptation wins out as the two sneak around, trying to get together without the daughter finding out.)
Short (Skirt) Stories (segmented film with each segment involving short skirts or dresses) First segment: (late sixties to early seventies flight attendants wearing the daring uniforms of the day, trying to do their jobs without revealing too much) ... Second segment: (a seamstress in a small dress shop is asked by a customer to tailor her skirt to the point that it is shorter than possible) ... Third segment: (about an office Halloween party whereby a woman dressed as a short skirted police officer handcuffs (as a joke) a coworker dressed in a french maids outfit. The coworker needs to go the bathroom and that's when the police officer figures out she doesn't have a key. Still cuffed, they go to the handicapped stall when they hear someone else come in. The police officer panics and not wanting anyone to know there are two people in the stall straddles the french maid who sees the police officer is wearing no underwear, which leads to other things.) ... Segment four: (A real estate agent is mercilessly teased by a short skirted client who bends and stretches and squats, pretending to look over the house.)
I'll be posting the TV show and commercial ideas on this thread and will write each movie idea in stand alone threads.

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Posted - Aug 21 2018 : 5:17AM
Some other TV show ideas: Carlie's Angels (Charlie's Angels parody) ... Lezame Street (Sesame Street parody) ... The Colbare Report (The Colbert Report parody) ... The O'Crabby Factor (The O'Reilly Factor parody) ... Lorry Kink Live (Larry King Live parody) ... Below The Belt (Sitcom whereby all the characters are filmed waist down for the entire show) ... GGN Pregame Show (Football pregame show that's really not about football at all) ... Perfect Fit (Sitcom about panties (all with male voices) in a lingerie store trying their best to get purchased by all the sexy women who come into the store)
Some other movie of the week ideas:
The Naked Eye (about a female private detective hired by a newspaper to try and get a face to face meeting with a women who has been avoiding contact with the newspaper.)
DYKcho (Psycho parody whereby Norman is really a woman pretending to be Norman as he/she spies on all the beautiful women who check into the Bates Motel. There are flashbacks as we see the mother showering affection on her son, Norman as his sister (Norma), watches unseen and is obviously jealous. What we learn later is she never had a brother and that what she is remembering is her mother dressing her up like a man and treating her like she was her son. Later as Norman, he tries to protect his sister from the "bad thoughts" she's been having (as in sexual attraction) for the women who check in.)
The ExorSisters ( A catholic woman is concerned that her young daughter has become a lesbian while at college. Her priest tells her that this is the work of the devil and that he knows of only one way to cure her which involves something that the church is no longer comfortable in sanctioning. He hands her a business card which says "The ExorSisters" on it. The first 'S' is a small 'c' with a reversed 'c' underneath, making it look like a 'S'. When she gets to their office, she sees the two women dressed just like nuns even though they are no longer associated with the church. The reason? Their unconventional and highly sexual methods of "exorcising" the demons.
Countess Ejacula (She gets her eternal youth from female ejaculate instead of blood. When she meets and falls in love with a young woman, she vows (to herself) to be faithful. What she finds out is her new love doesn't produce enough ejaculate to sustain her youth. So now she is forced to break her vows as she sneaks out at night, seducing many women by any means possible to get what she needs.
Edited by - gffphann on 8/25/2018 3:34:23 AM

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Posted - Aug 25 2018 : 4:17AM
Some more movie of the week ideas:
Hot For Winter: Two best friends (and lovers) decide to go on a little adventure which involves breaking into the home of a former high school teacher of theirs who they both had a major crush on. Once inside, they discover the teacher has a lot of girl/girl adult DVD's and a journal which includes some rather graphic fantasies she has about other females.
Past Bedtime: Horror theme film as three friends (all successful authors) at a high school reunion are reunited with one of their teachers who encouraged all three to pursue writing careers. They are her pride and joy and when she asks them what was their secret to being such good writers, they let her in on a little secret. They would have slumber parties and late at night, they played game that involved two of them picking two objects, showing them to the third person who then would have to make up a spooky story involving in some way, the objects that were selected. They would take turns and would stay up very late doing this. The teacher is fascinated by this and asks them to show her an example. They explain to her that the stories they told weren't just spooky and that they sometimes could get quite racy.
The teacher then invites them back to her place so they can show her. They then play the game with each woman telling a story (which we see played out). Each story begins with the story tellers' voice as the camera slowly zooms in on the two objects selected. Then the camera fades as we see the story play out with the story teller speaking in voiceover.
Screw Detective: Two young, attractive female police detectives start a new crime fighting method called, 'Crime Scene Inactorgators,' whereby they act out crime scenes for witnesses to help them remember. Their latest case is a strange one. Two young, armed women with stockings over their faces barge into a bakery. After tying up the three employees (all young females), they strip naked as one takes a cherry cheesecake and shoves some of it up her partners' rear end while making sure the three employees watch. Then they switch places and the other shoves the remaining cheesecake up the others' rear end. Then they get dressed and leave the store.
So now the detectives have to act out the crime scene (exactly as it happened) for the victims. The problem? The victims were turned on by what they saw and can't seem to agree as to how it "exactly" happened, meaning the detectives have to keep doing it over and over, which as it turns out, starts to turn them on too.
Edited by - gffphann on 8/25/2018 4:19:59 AM
Edited by - gffphann on 9/3/2018 5:37:09 PM

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Posted - Sep 3 2018 : 6:18PM
Some other TV show ideas:
Tuesday Night Badminton: Pairs badminton with sexy,attractive women in skimpy outfits with announcers speaking in voiceover as the action plays out.
American Biographica: A show about lesser known people (made up) in history. The show isn't so much about them as it is about all the sex that is going on around them without them knowing about it.
Office Girl Workout: An exorcise show much like 'The Twenty Minute Workout' from days gone by, only the models are dressed like office workers only with extra short skirts as they perform workouts such as the 'leg cross.' (While sitting in their chairs, they cross their legs to the voice of the instructor, "Up and over and down and cross. Up and over and down and cross. Up and hold (we can see up their skirts) and over and cross.") Another workout could be 'the lower file cabinet stretch' where they take a file and bend way over to put it in the lower file cabinet and then repeat the process as per the instructor as workout type music plays.
Girlnastics: Sports programming as the young attractive women perform in an event known as 'Synchronized Dildo Insertions' where they perform side by side trying to do everything exactly the same including trying to time it so they cum at the same time as we hear the announcers describing the action.
Some other movie of the week ideas:
Open Lines With April Donovan: About a lesbian radio call in show. Callers call in and talk about whatever the chosen topic happens to be. After a brief chat to get some info about the caller, the caller then tells her story as we see the scene play out as the caller speaks in voiceover before, during (occasionally) and after the sex. This could actually turn into a series with topics such as "Your first lesbian experience"..."One night stands"..."Your one and only time"..."Sex in public"..."Sex in the work place"..."Experimenting in college"...Your hottest experience"..."Fetishes"..."Facts or fantasies"
Invasion Of The Snatch Snatchers: Sci-fi film as a woman talks to her psychiatrist about her young daughter. She says her daughter is not her daughter (in that she is her daughter, but something is not the same). She noticed the change when her daughter returned home after her first year of college. The psychiatrist tells her this often happens after children leave home and that it is perfectly normal. The mother wants to believe, but the change is a severe one in that her daughter is constantly pleasuring herself and that she constantly catches her daughter in the act. "It's as if her vagina has snatched control of her brain."
The psychiatrist then arranges to see the daughter and sees first hand what the mother was saying. After a few sessions, she learns the daughter had participated in an experiment while at college. One that involves a curious looking plant which is supposed to be a natural defense against yeast infections.
Edited by - gffphann on 9/3/2018 6:30:22 PM

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Posted - Oct 25 2018 : 9:15AM
The Butchy Bunch
Da Dada Dada Da... Here's the story... of a lovely lezzie... who was bringing up three very lezzie chicks... All of them had hair of gold (all three raise their skirts)... like their mother (she raises her skirt)... The youngest one shaved slick.
Here's the story... of a butchy lady... who was busy with three butches of her own... All four were horny (They drop their trousers and all all wearing strap ons)... living all together... with no one to bone.
Til the one day when this lezzie met this butchy... and they knew that it was lust at first sight... that this group would somehow form a family... and fuck each others brains out morning, noon and night... The Butchy Bunch... The Butchy Bunch... That's the way we became The Butchy Bunch... Dada Dada Da Da Da Dada.
(The scene opens with the parents (Mike and Carol) about to enter their bedroom when Jan approaches) (Jan) "Mom! I need to talk to you about Marcia." (Carol) "Did something happen to Marcia?" (Jan) "No, she wrote something about me in her diary." (Mike) "Oh, so this is about you again." (Jan) "Yes, it's about me. Am I not important too? It's like I don't even exist." (Carol) "Oh Jan, that's not true. You know you can come to us anytime you think Marcia has a problem." (Jan) "Marcia! You only want me to come to you when Marcia has a problem?" (Mike) "Of course not. You can come to us when Greg has a problem, or Peter, or Bobby, or Cindy..." (Carol) "Don't forget Alice." (Mike) "And Alice." (Jan) "What about when I have a problem?" (Mike) "Then you come to your mother and me." (Jan) "That's what I'm doing." (Carol) "Now's not a good time." (Mike) "Your mother and I have some important things to discuss." (Carol) "We'll have to talk about this later." (Jan) "But Mom!" (Carol) "No buts young lady! We'll discuss this later." ( They go into the bedroom and shut the door in Jan's face. Soon after, we can hear them having sex) (Jan) "Again! Don't you two ever get tired?" (Jan walks down the stairs and sits on one of the lower steps. As she sits there, her stepsister, Greg, approaches.)
(Greg) "Hey Jan. Why so glum?" (Jan) "Marcia found out that Cindy has been reading her diary and decided to get back at her by writing some untrue things in it to see if Cindy would repeat them." (Greg)" I don't get it. If Marcia is getting back at Cindy, why is it depressing you?" (Jan) "Because the untrue things she wrote in there was about me." (Greg) "Really? Like what?" (Jan) "She wrote that I liked to stick carrots in my pussy and hot dogs up my rear end." (Greg) "So it was you everyone was talking about at school when they said 'carrot puss' and 'frankfurter ass'." (Jan) "It's all over school?" (Greg) "Oh Jan, I wouldn't worry about it. Believe me, I've heard much worse stuff at school... all of them about you, by the way." (Jan) "About me?" (Greg) "Yeah. Things like your nerdy glasses... " ( Jan starts to panic) ..."Your goofy looking braces... " ( Jan puts her hand to her mouth) ... "And your spotty looking freckles... " ( Jan puts her hands to her face) ... "Or was it your spotty looking pimples? Probably a little of both... Who am I kidding? It's probably a lot of both." ( Jan really starts to panic which Greg notices ) (Greg) "Oh Jan. Those things I just mentioned... They're just window dressing. They're not the real you." (Jan starts to calm down) "The real you is much worse than any of those things could ever be." (Jan) "How is that supposed to make me feel better?" (Greg) "Who said anything about trying to make you feel better? I was just having a little fun." (Jan) "If you want to have some fun, why not just make fun of Marcia instead?" (Greg) "Make fun of Marcia? What's there to make fun of?"
(Jan) "I know, I know. Marcia is beautiful, Marcia has a hot body, Marcia smells nice. Marcia, Marcia Marcia!" (Greg with a dreamy look on her face and stroking her chin) "Yeah, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia." (Jan) "It's so unfair. I come up with an idea for a school play and Marcia gets the credit. I finally meet a girl I like and Marcia steals her from me. Marcia gets voted homecoming queen and I get voted most likely to end up alone and homeless." (Greg) "And as I recall, you were the only one to get any votes." (Jan) "You just have to rub it in, don't you? The point I was making is, Marcia seems to have everything going for her, while I have nothing. I mean look at me. Do I have even one good feature?" (Greg after looking her over) "Well, you do have long and silky hair." (Jan while stroking her hair) "You think so?" (Greg) "Let's not get carried away here. It's not long and silky like Marcia's."
(Jan while crying) "Why can't I ever win? I mean just once. Why does it always have to be Marcia, Marcia, Marcia?" (Greg after sighing) "So, you want to win huh? Just once, I mean." (Jan nods her head while still crying) (Greg) "How about where Marcia has a day that is actually worse than your day?" (Jan) "I'm not sure what you mean." (Greg motions for Jan to come closer so she can whisper in her ear) (Jan after listening) "Yeah, Marcia does like looking at herself in mirrors." (Greg whispers some more) (Jan) "That sounds like a great idea." (Greg whispers one more time) (Jan with a big smile on her face) "Let's do it."... to be continued.
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