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The prongs of a utensil are called tines.
"Forks have four tines. That's why they are called forks.
If you have a utensil with three tines, we call them threeks. At least we do in my house. Now, if you have one with two tines (e.g. to extract pickles or olives) that is a twook. You might perchance find the rare one-k in a very fancy awl-inclusive set.
Which leads us to the none-k.
The none-k is always late, since he's been de-tined."
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Yes, I know we shouldn't laugh at such jokes... but I can't help it.
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An excerpt from the article:
Court documents obtained by NBC say that a man knowingly moved a barrier “to deliver two bottles of Crown Royal” whisky to U.S. President Donald Trump “because he wanted help from the President to find a wife.”

See? We have idiots too!
 
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I am terribly sorry you're offended but kiss my ass.
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That's an even fight except for Godzilla's radioactive breath.
 
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^^ Oh! I could see someone photoshopping the heads of both 'Zilla and Kong!
 
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Laws, States, Oklahoma:
 
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How 3/4's Of The Country To Trumps Propaganda Plea
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Bazza wrote:

"From the Emperor has no clothes:
Trump: You finished my wall ...where is it?
Builder: It's right in front of you .....we made it invisible so it's even better.
Trump: Great, can I touch it?
Builder: No, no ......we electrified [it] so those nasty people will get shocked.
Trump: Hay everyone...... I have built the wall & it's better than my wildest dreams. Invisible & Electrified..... no one has come close to that before me. Yippee !!!!!
Crowd: Yes Donald, you are great. Let's move on.”

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Why am I 100% certain he would fall for that?

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^ Well, the other day Trump did say he'd been told a wall you could see through would be more effective, and that he agreed.
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^ Well as Trevor Noah put it, in one of his comedy specials, is that when the Mexicans throw the drugs over the see-through wall, the Americans can move outta of the way to avoid being hit on the head!
 
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Laws/Nations/Singapore:
It is against the law to speak to a donkey in Chinese.
 
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^ Is there a translation for "Hee Haw" in Chinese?
 
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^ Man! Paul Blart will be most upset!
 
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Laws/US/States/Oregon {read this one very carefully}:
811.025:
Failure to yield to pedestrian on sidewalk; penalty.
(1) The driver of a vehicle commits the offense of failure to yield to a pedestrian on a sidewalk if the driver does not yield the right of way to any pedestrian on a sidewalk.
(2) The offense described in this section, failure to yield to a pedestrian on a sidewalk, is a Class B traffic violation.
Wouldn't you already be in trouble for driving on the sidewalk?
 
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^^ Pulling into a driveway. (Would also apply to pulling out of a driveway, but I don't think many drivers check for pedestrians.)
 
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Yes, but it's written so badly that there's no clear indication of what the law considers a crime. It's so vague that I defaulted to someone driving on the side walk.

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^ Bicycles and mopeds are still vehicles. When they are (illegally) on the sidewalk, they are still law-abiding enough to try and avoid me.
 
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A "Conversation" I had on yahoo:
Original Post:
Darrel 5 hours ago
Where is this emergency? Where exactly is this emergency? Illegal crossings? Down 78% since 2000.
This is a smoke screen because Mueller is coming.
I wouldn't be surprised if they set up the caravan.
Remember Arms For Hostages?
Remember the CIA flooding LA with crack to pay the Sandinistas?
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Joe T
Joe T3 hours ago
The Japanese stopped bombing Pearl Harbor after December 7 too, but that didn't define the emergency.
Darrel
Darrel3 hours ago
T Holy.....
Yes this is just as bad as WWII
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MUELLER HE WILL GO TO JAIL , YOU ARE SOCIALIST, AND YOU ARE DESTROYING MY RIGHTS, I DON'T WANT YOUR FISHY RIGHTS ...
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Orville So I don't have any rights that contradict yours? Sounds like communism
 
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^ That Allen is a piece of work, eh?
 
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Laws/Nations/Australia:
Touching electrified wires that cause instant death is a $200 fine
 
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