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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 12:02PM
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Matchmaker's only porn title is "Peggin' Matchmaker", starring and directed by Jewel D'Nyle!


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Grover starred in "First Time Furry Anal".

 
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Matchmaker also has a director credit to his name.


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Grover only performs with non-condom performers.

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^ That's how it should be!

Matchmaker's directorial debut is a title called "Swipe right? Swipe left? It Doesn't Matter What Your Name Is, ... Oops, Sorry, I Mean, It Doesn't Matter Who I Fuck!"*

* - There's no cover picture or scene shots because the title takes up both the front and back covers!


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Grover performed double anal in a masturbation scene.

 
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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 2:16PM
^ With who?

Matchmaker's go-to sex position is "La Matchmaker". It's sort of an inverted atomic drop, combined with a reverse scissoring sequence.


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I'm not even sure how to picture that.

Grover was accused of false advertising when Grover's scene with Julia Ann was really Grover masturbating to Julia Ann's picture.

 
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^ x 2

During Matchmaker's peggin' scene with Jewel, he decided to use the largest anal ever produced! Let's hope Jewel used a lot of lube!


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Grover instead tested the biggest anal toy because Grover was the only person that it would fit inside of.

 
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Matchmaker asked Jewel for a double anal!


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Grover asked to be double-fisted by Julia Ann.

 
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Posted - Apr 27 2019 : 9:59AM
^ Gladly!

Matchmaker and Jewel decided to make a porn in front of the CN Tower!


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Posted - Apr 27 2019 : 10:21AM
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I thought you're supposed to tell a lie.

Grover gave a lap dance to Julia Ann and got a $2.00 tip.

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^ Wow! When will it be released and which studio shot it?

Matchmaker now has 2 porn films to his credit! (See above)


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Posted - Apr 27 2019 : 10:52AM
^OK, it was lie. Or is this a lie?

I saw.

Grover tested out all of the sex toys before selling them.

 
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Grover just made a new porno documentary, "The sex life of the monotreme, Duck Bill Platypus." Matchy, the photographer fell asleep for most part of the shoot.
 
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... and RonK the videographer just kept on shooting!

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RonK noticed that Grover paid him in Monopoly money.
 
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Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, did agree, in principal, to accept Monopoly money!

 
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Posted - Apr 27 2019 : 2:28PM
^ Hey, that is true. I accept all currency including monopoly money.

Grover's next porno documentary is the sex life of Slow Sally Sloth. Everything is in ultra slow motion. And Matchy has already slept through the initial discussion of the shoot.


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RonK asked Grover for more Monopoly money since it took Slow Sally 6 hours to arrive to the porn set.
 
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Posted - Apr 27 2019 : 4:07PM
^ Hey, that is true, except Slow Sally Sloth was 600 hours late.

Grover would not pay Ronk an extra $500 monopoly money because Slow Sally Sloth was 600 hours late.


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Grover took the same amount of time to pay RonK that it took for Slow Sally to arrive.
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Posted - Apr 27 2019 : 4:41PM
^ True. Grover is a slow paymaster.

Grover made tons of monopoly dollars with his porno doc, The Sex Life of the one hole monotreme, Duck Bill.

 
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Posted - Apr 27 2019 : 5:00PM
^ et al.

Matchmaker and his videographer, RonK, took it upon themselves to hunt down Slow Sally to urge her on! Thanks guys!

The Monopoly money is in the mail, via Sammy the Snail's mail delivery service!

Edited by - grover on 4/27/2019 5:00:56 PM


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Grover told RonK & I to bring Slow Sally by the Reading Railroad train that Grover also bought using the Monopoly money.
 
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Matchmaker and his videographer, RonK, tried really hard to get Slow Sally to move quicker. However, they ran out food and water for Slow Sally. smh.

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Grover's cheque bounced again and RonK & I couldn't get food for Slow Sally.
 
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^ Matchmaker and videographer RonK forgot that they had a line of credit.

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Grover forgot to mention having a line of credit.
 
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Matchmaker and videographer RonK never bothered to ask!

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Grover tried to send the Monopoly racecar to pick up Slow Sally.

 
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Matchmaker and videographer RonK were the driver and passenger of said Monopoly race car. Go get her, boys!


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Grover sent the race car with a flat tire and we couldn't get another tire because we only had Monopoly money.
 
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Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, paid too much attention to the flat tire that they didn't realize that they were in front of an OK Tire store!

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Grover didn't realize that OK Tire doesn't accept Monopoly money.

 
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But they do accept a line of credit.
 
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Grover's monopoly race car had tires that bounces like Grover's check. The bouncing tires made Slow Sally Sloth get violent ill. She is only used to slow languid motion.
 
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RonK decided to videotape the entire ordeal. However, Matchmaker didn't agree to that decision because the camera kept on hitting Matchmaker in his backside as they drove.


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Grover was worried about if RonK & I would get Slow Sally there before the night, so Grover was getting ready to call Fast Felicia to replace her.
 
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Grover could not videotape Fast Felicia's porno debut, because she was so fast that Grover could not keep up with the action. Matchy could not even see her, so fast was her action.

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Grover (after consulting with RonK) decided not to go with Fast Felicia, but instead tried to contact Medium Megan.
 
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Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, also tried to film Medium Megan. However, Megan was hit by Dark Matter and became a meta-human. A Speedster to be more specific. Thus, they, too, had problems filming Faster Megan!

 
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Medium Meghan was the medium contacting with the Urber Lord Dark Matter, and Dark Matter's mysterious powerrs made videotaping impossible. Grover is going back to Slow Sally Sloth. Matchy was given strange Matchmaking powers by the Urber Lord.
 
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Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, once tried a hostile takeover of Urber Lord Dark Matter. That is why Matchmaker salivates over Jewel and RonK, once a CEO of prominent video making company, is now its sole videographer.


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Grover secretly took over Urber Lord Dark Matter and told RonK that Slow Sally is actually RonK's sister.
 
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... and Matchmaker is secretly Urber Lord Dark Matter's Father and RonK's Uncle!

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RonK found out from Slow Sally that Grover is my aunt, but also my uncle.

Edited by - matchmaker on 4/29/2019 9:37:33 AM

 
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Hi Nephew! Your Aunt says hi as well!
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