Reviewers Recommend
- review by Captain Jack
Director: James Avalon
Starring: Joanna Angel, Valentina Nappi, Anny Aurora, Lena Paul.
All smartbuydisc.rus > World News Nonsense > Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member > Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member (page 11)
Page 11 of 19 First < 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 > Last
AuthorPost

Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - Apr 29 2019 : 12:51PM
^

Grover gives RonK and I double the gifts during birthdays and Christmas.

 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - Apr 29 2019 : 1:15PM
^ You wish!

Cousins Matchmaker and RonK recently had a fist fight to see who would take Jewel to the prom!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - Apr 29 2019 : 2:07PM
^

Grover lied to have RonK & I fight because Grover wanted to date Jewel behind Julia Ann's back.

 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - Apr 29 2019 : 2:55PM
^

However, Julia Ann and Jewel made up and they both, took grover to the prom, leaving Matchmaker and RonK bruised and wondering what the fuck just happened!

Edited by - grover on 4/29/2019 2:56:03 PM

to see fewer adsAdult DVD Talk is Sponsored by
email for advertising info

Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - Apr 29 2019 : 3:36PM
^

Grover was surprised to see RonK & I show up where we told Jewel & Julia Ann how much Grover lied and led to Jewel & Julia Ann leaving with RonK & I.

 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - Apr 29 2019 : 3:52PM
^

As soon as RonK pulled out his camcorder, JA & J ran back to grover!

 
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
9726 Posts
9/01
Posted - Apr 29 2019 : 9:48PM
Grover has a sexsome with Julia Ann, Jewell, Big Bird, Ms. Piggy, and Kermit. Poor Matchy was left home alone.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - Apr 29 2019 : 11:04PM
^

Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 5:47AM
Grover pulled out Monopoly money and that caused Julia Ann & Jewel to run back to RonK & I.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 7:59AM
^

Unknowning to JA & J, underneath the Monopoly $$$, was a stacked of Bennys! grover then turns and, hand-in-hand, walks off with Nikki Dial!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 8:33AM
Grover tricked Nikki Dial and the Bennys was a picture of Benny Hill.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - Apr 30 2019 : 9:02AM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, discovered that JA & J infiltrated their organization to obtain intel on them! The New grover's Angels strike again!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 1 2019 : 7:16AM
Grover realized that infiltration part was really a dream after falling asleep while watching a Charlie's Angels movie.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 1 2019 : 7:33AM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, concocted an elaborate scheme to trick grover into handing over the real money!

to see fewer adsAdult DVD Talk is Sponsored by
email for advertising info
 
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
9726 Posts
9/01
Posted - May 1 2019 : 11:13AM
Grover passes monopoly money as real money . So far, the monopolice has not caught Grover .
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 1 2019 : 11:31AM
^ That's a good thing, no?

Videographer, RonK, and his henchman, ... oops, sorry, partner, Matchmaker, decided to make some real money by having a booth at the next AEE/AVN. Their goal is to get Pornstars to try Matchmaker's latest position.

We'll call it the "Matchmaker" for now, unless, of course, its creator decides to change the name.

Matchmaker - definition

noun

(1) A sex position named after its creator, Matchmaker.

(2) A sex position where a reverse atomic drop is applied, following by a reverse scissoring.

(3) A member of ADT, who currently has the most posts.

(4) One who tries to set up a friend with his or her love interest at that time. Boner pills not included.

Synonym:

(1) Wingman.


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 2 2019 : 6:17AM
^

Grover is worried that RonK & I will help the monopolice arrest Grover so Grover won't be able to pass Go or collect $200.

 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 2 2019 : 8:56AM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, didn't realize that they were on "Live PD"!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 2 2019 : 9:42AM
^I'm not sure what "Live PD" is.

Grover said we're on "Live PD", but RonK and I think Grover is just making that up.

 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 2 2019 : 10:46AM
^ Do you get "A&E"?

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, were caught during Live PD, exchanging counterfeit Monopoly for real Monopoly money!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 2 2019 : 10:49AM
^I do. Thanks for the info! I still never watched it or heard of it before though.

Grover didn't realize that both RonK and I knew that counterfeit Monopoly money and real Monopoly money are both worth the same amount.

 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 2 2019 : 10:58AM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, also didn't realize that regardless of the legality of the Monopoly money, the dye packs stained their hands with a glow-in-the-dark pink with sparkles!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 2 2019 : 11:14AM
^

Grover's nickname after this (created by RonK & I) became Sparkles.

 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 2 2019 : 11:44AM
^

Matchmaker chose the wrong nickname because Sparkles is actually the name of RonK's pet tiger.

to see fewer adsAdult DVD Talk is Sponsored by
email for advertising info

Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 2 2019 : 2:23PM
Grover cloned Tiger Woods and gave it to RonK to have as his pet Tiger.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 2 2019 : 6:15PM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, decided to share said Tiger. Unfortunately, during one transfer, Tiger escaped and is now on the loose!

 
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
9726 Posts
9/01
Posted - May 2 2019 : 11:58PM
Grover's tiger ate Bo Peeps sheep. Matchy has to console Bo with fast and furious lovemaking.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 3 2019 : 2:24AM
... while videographer, RonK, filmed it all!

Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 3 2019 : 8:21AM
Grover edited the film.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
9726 Posts
9/01
Posted - May 3 2019 : 9:03AM
When Grover tried to edit the said tapes, all Grover saw was the ghost of the dead sheep. Dead sheep is forever protecting its mistress Bo against sex choreographers Matchy and grover.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 3 2019 : 9:25AM
^ et al.

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, were summoned by the Film Board of Canada. The inquiry was to determine why dead sheep were being filmed!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 3 2019 : 9:27AM
While editing the film, Grover also realized that Slow Sally finally showed up.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 3 2019 : 9:36AM
^

Matchmaker and Videographer, RonK, declined to attend the inquiry. Thus, subpoenas were issued. Fast Felicia was tasked to deliver the subpoenas.


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 3 2019 : 9:41AM
^

Grover forgot to tell RonK and I that there was an inquiry.

 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 3 2019 : 10:24AM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, forgot to check their mail box. They may be held in contempt.


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 3 2019 : 11:17AM
^

Grover forgot to send mail to RonK & I about the inquiry.

 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 3 2019 : 2:22PM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, forgot to open up their e-mail accounts to check.


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 3 2019 : 2:39PM
With Grover forgetting to e-mail us, RonK and I discovered that Grover is very forgetful.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
9726 Posts
9/01
Posted - May 3 2019 : 4:58PM
Forgetful Grover forgot to provide Mary quite contrary the day and time for the shoot. Grover and Matchy waited for hours for Mary, and Grover refused to pay Matchy monopoly money for Matchy's time.

Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 3 2019 : 5:00PM
^Grover also forgot which Mary was which and thought she was the Mary with a lamb.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 3 2019 : 5:39PM
^ et al.

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, also didn't check their phones for texts that were sent!

 
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
9726 Posts
9/01
Posted - May 3 2019 : 6:03PM
Grover forgot to press the send button. The text that Grover wanted to send to Matchy is still in Grover's draft box.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 3 2019 : 7:28PM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, also forgot to check their voice mail!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 4 2019 : 9:04AM
^Grover forgot that RonK & I don't have voice mail and accidentally left a message for Slow Sally.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 4 2019 : 9:13AM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, still use flip phones!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 4 2019 : 9:18AM
Grover is great at making excuses for being forgetful.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 4 2019 : 10:19AM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, don't have to make excuses on being forgetful because they naturally are!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 4 2019 : 10:23AM
Grover forgot that RonK & I aren't forgetful people.
 
All-Star Member

Literotica.com - grover10
28903 Posts
11/04
Posted - May 4 2019 : 11:25AM
^

Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, have to use a sundial to keep time!


Senior Member

40351 Posts
4/05
Posted - May 4 2019 : 11:51AM
^

Grover uses a VCR clock to tell time.

Page 11 of 19 First < 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 > Last



Jump To:

Online porn video at mobile phone