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Posted - May 4 2019 : 12:16PM
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How is that a lie?

Matchmaker uses Stonehenge for a calendar.


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Posted - May 4 2019 : 12:44PM
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RonK & I noticed that it takes Grover longer to adapt to new technology than it does for Slow Sally to show up to the porn set.

 
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Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, have difficulties finding Beta Max tapes!


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Grover tried to film the porn using both Beta & VHS tapes because Grover wanted to revolutionize the porn industry.
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Grlver prefers to watch ponos with third generation copy of vhs over 4k download. Matchy prefers 480p dvd over 4k.

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Grover told RonK & I about going to a porn store for VHS tapes, but the people at the store looked at Grover in a weird way.
 
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Posted - May 4 2019 : 5:57PM
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Matchmaker and videographer, RonK, still use VHS tapes for their filming!


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Posted - May 4 2019 : 6:28PM
^Grover used cassette tapes for the porn movie soundtrack.
 
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Posted - May 4 2019 : 6:34PM
Cassette tapes are making a comeback. I never liked that format.

Grover has the latest greatest cassette deck in history, the Nakamichi Super Dragon and Phoenix.

Matchy was the lead designer in the the super deck.

 
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Posted - May 4 2019 : 6:49PM
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Matchmaker and videographer and now, audiophile, RonK, have abandon all forms of modern technology and reverted back to the 8 Track!

 
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Match uses an 8-track system to play his videos. He bought the player from Grover for 1 Canadian penny.
 
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Posted - May 4 2019 : 9:15PM
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... which doesn't exist anymore!


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Posted - May 4 2019 : 9:42PM
matchmaker was the jockey on Maximum Security.
 
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Grover, RonK & I introduced Leyden to Slow Sally for a blind date.
 
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Leyden has a great time with mustang Sally. Matchy wished he was dating mustang Sally.
 
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Posted - May 5 2019 : 12:12PM
^^

Leyden has taken over the video and audio duties from RonK. Both Matchmaker and RonK convinced Leyden to take real Monopoly money as payment!

I am grover, he is RonK and he is Matchmaker and we all approve this message!

Edited by - grover on 5/5/2019 12:13:45 PM


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Posted - May 5 2019 : 12:39PM
Grover forgot that real Monopoly money is still worth nothing.
 
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Posted - May 5 2019 : 2:22PM
^ You're not supposed to tell him that! You are terrible!

Matchmaker is now on grover's "Do not work with" list!


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Posted - May 5 2019 : 3:12PM
^Remember, you're supposed to tell a lie here.

It turns out that Leyden is a Monopoly money collector and wanted to be paid in Monopoly money.

 
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Posted - May 5 2019 : 5:04PM
Leyden bestseller, "my exploits with Mustang Sally" hit the number 1 spot of great big river dot com. Matchy is cussing the day he introduced Kkeyden yo Mustang Sally.

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Posted - May 5 2019 : 5:22PM
All of us heard from Fast Felicia that she's jealous of the attention Slow Sally has been getting.
 
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Posted - May 5 2019 : 7:31PM
^ Matchmaker and RonK are not doing their job! smh.

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Posted - May 6 2019 : 8:13AM
RonK & I surprised Grover with setting up a girl/girl/girl scene with Slow Sally, Fast Felicia & Medium Megan!
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Posted - May 6 2019 : 8:32AM
... with Leyden videotaping!

Edited by - grover on 5/6/2019 8:33:12 AM


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All of us bought property (to film the porn movies) on Boardwalk with the Monopoly money we had.
 
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Posted - May 6 2019 : 10:58AM
... and Leyden is filming it at his house! Thanks Leyden!

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Posted - May 6 2019 : 11:53AM
Leyden let all of us invite pornstars and have a party at his house!
 
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Posted - May 6 2019 : 1:04PM
^ Nice!

I just sent an e-vite to you know who! Thanks Leyden!

Edited by - grover on 5/6/2019 1:04:59 PM


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Leyden set up fireworks in his big backyard to celebrate.
 
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Posted - May 6 2019 : 2:03PM
^ Nice!

Leyden also provided all the food, drinks and accommodations! Clothing optional, of course!

Edited by - grover on 5/6/2019 2:04:40 PM


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Leyden luckily has a lot of Monopoly money to spend for the porn party!

 
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Posted - May 6 2019 : 3:07PM
^ Nice!

Leyden has also extended his invitation to some hot female celebrities as well! Clothing is also optional for them!

 
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Grover hired Mustang Sally cater to a fancy smancy dinner. Ronk, Matchy, and Leyden are honored guests.
 
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The dinner was also a clothing optional event!


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Posted - May 7 2019 : 6:20AM
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Grover convinced the pornstars, Leyden, RonK & I to air some of the dinner on YouTube and Pornhub.

 
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Posted - May 7 2019 : 10:08AM
^ Nice!

Leyden convinced Nigella Lawson to prepare the dinner!


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Posted - May 8 2019 : 7:27AM
Leyden also convince Nigella Lawson to appear in a porn movie.
 
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Posted - May 8 2019 : 8:43AM
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Leyden also convinced Nigella Lawson to shoot for grover's new porn site!

 
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Posted - May 8 2019 : 6:29PM
matchmaker is a left handed, white, middle aged, Canadian lobster farmer (when said hand is fully recovered that is). ;-)
 
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Posted - May 8 2019 : 6:35PM
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Jonny Jay was upset when Matchmaker and RonK forgot to send him an e-vite to Leyden's dinner and orgy bash!


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Grover backed out of a "cooking lesson" from Giada De Laurentiis.

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Posted - May 8 2019 : 8:39PM
Matchmaker is making scented candles with Adriana Chechik's sweat.
 
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Leyden and Jonny Jay cooked and ate the lobster that bit Matchy's hand. The lobster gave a good fight and bit off the nose of Slow Sally.

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Posted - May 9 2019 : 6:11AM
Leyden spiked the punch with Adriana Chechik's squirt and Jonny Jay was the first one to taste it.

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Posted - May 10 2019 : 4:54AM
After Jonny Jay ate the lobster he got in his time machine and talked the B-52s into recording, "Rock Lobster." He still gets a royalty check every year.
 
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Posted - May 10 2019 : 10:32AM
Matchmaker, Leyden, Jonny Jay and RonK tried to seduce Fast Felicia, Slow Sally, Medium Miriam, the Pornstars and Nigella by doing a strip tease act, during dinner!

Junks in the lobster casserole? Ewwww!


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Medium Megan got upset with Grover for calling her the wrong name.
 
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^ My bad! Sorry Miriam!

After dinner, dessert was served! And it was served on the nekkid bodies of Matchmaker, Leyden, Jonny Jay and RonK!

The girls have to pick body hair from their teeth! Ewwww! Gross!


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Grover got covered in food, pushed as aside and let the ladies eat off of Grover.

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