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Posted - May 10 2019 : 2:07PM
^ Nice!

Luckily, grover shaved off his body hair including his nether-region, yo!

Matchmaker, Leyden, Jonny Jay and RonK, after seeing the ladies eat off the g-man, that they started blaming each other.

Matchmaker, always the peace maker, suggested that they help shave off each other's body hair! Leyden, Jonny Jay and RonK agreed! Yeah!

Leyden quickly ran to his bathroom and brought back 3 razors and a can of shaving cream. Nice!

"Let the shaving begin!" shouted Leyden, as he told Matchmaker to bend over so that he could shave Matchmaker's hairy spider!

Matchmaker did just that!


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Posted - May 10 2019 : 2:27PM
^ The "g-man"?

Grover felt left out, so Grover surprising left the women and went to get shaved again & waxed.

 
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Posted - May 10 2019 : 4:16PM
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Matchmaker didn't read properly! The g-man had already shaved and waxed himself!

Edited by - grover on 5/10/2019 4:16:36 PM


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Grover didn't read it properly because I said "shaved again".

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Posted - May 10 2019 : 5:40PM
Grover and Jonny Jay hired Micheal Maine Lobster and Rachel Rock Lobster for a lorbo documentary. But before the shooting could begin, the thought police shut everything down for unnatural interspecies sex. They later found that It was Matchy who reported the shoot to the thought police. They hired Leyden to do a hit job on Matchy, who is now hiding in Lake Superior.
 
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Posted - May 10 2019 : 7:52PM
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Fortunately for Matchmaker and Leyden, they are certified scuba divers.

Unfortunately, Jonny Jay and RonK are not.

Therefore, Leyden rented a submersible for the pair.

All four headed to the depths of Lake Michigan to look for more lobsters.


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Posted - May 11 2019 : 8:16AM
Meanwhile, all of the guests at Leyden's house trashed his place during the party.
 
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Posted - May 11 2019 : 9:22AM
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The Po-Po investigated the vandalism and they found that Matchmaker instigated the entire event.

According to JJRKL News, Matchmaker was quoted, saying "I thought that it was a trash metal party!"


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Posted - May 11 2019 : 9:58AM
The police knew that Grover was lying because I was at Lake Michigan with the others.
 
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Posted - May 11 2019 : 10:52AM
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The Po-Po also determined that the "Matchmaker" at Lake Michigan was a doppelganger of the real Matchmaker, who was still at le chateau de Leyden!


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Posted - May 11 2019 : 11:19AM
It turns out that Grover was smoking marijuana and imagined a lookalike.
 
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Posted - May 11 2019 : 1:26PM
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It was determined by the Po-Po that, the Matchmaker doppelganger turned out to be the real Matchmaker, through forensic testing. Which begs the question, who was actually in Lake Michigan?

The Po-Po dispatched a drive team to Lake Michigan to determine that answer!

Meanwhile, back at le Chateau de Leyden, the Po-Po determined that Matchmaker, after the orgy and all were asleep, woke up and with an evil look on his face, slipped quietly into grover's bedroom.

What was he up to next?

To be continued.


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I saw Grover trashing the room and I noticed I was framed by Grover.

 
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Posted - May 11 2019 : 3:51PM
^ Fake news!

The CSI unit found Matchmaker's finger prints all over the room.

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Posted - May 11 2019 : 4:10PM
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What Grover didn't realize was that my fingerprints were all over due to trying to fix and clean the mess Grover caused.

 
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Posted - May 11 2019 : 4:40PM
^ While I was sleeping? Things that you go "Hmmm?"

So, the Po-Po was right! How was Matchmaker in my room and at Lake Michigan? At the same time?


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Posted - May 11 2019 : 4:47PM
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Grover didn't realize that I came back earlier from Lake Michigan and saw the mess that Grover made.

 
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Posted - May 11 2019 : 4:49PM
^ Anything to make you go "Hmmm?"

How can Matchmaker be in three places at once?


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Posted - May 12 2019 : 10:27AM
Grover was wondering if the pot that Grover was smoking was too strong and causing confusion.
 
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Posted - May 12 2019 : 10:53AM
^ I was! For reals, yo!

That's because Matchmaker is grover's dealer, yo!


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Posted - May 12 2019 : 11:35AM
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RonK provided the pot for me to give to Grover, yo!

 
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Posted - May 12 2019 : 1:00PM
While hiding on a mysterious island in Lake Superior, Matchy steamed Michael Maine Lobster with MaryJane sauce for dinner. Grover and the lobster police are out for Matchy for the murder of Michael.
 
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Posted - May 12 2019 : 2:20PM
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Matchmaker, however, did have partners in this whole scheme. Where are Leyden and Jonny Jay? Hmmm.


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Grover masterminded the whole plan.
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Leyden and Jonny Jay are meanwhile torturing Rachel Rock Lobster to death by boiling her in a large stock pot,
 
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Posted - May 12 2019 : 2:43PM
^^

^ I'm calling the Po-Po on them!

RonK is upset that City won the PL!

 
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Yes, I am upset that Liverpool did not win .

Grover bet that Liverpool and Man City would both get relegated to the Championship for the 18-19 season.

 
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Posted - May 12 2019 : 3:13PM
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RonK was hoping that Fulham wouldn't be relegated.


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Grover was hoping not to get arrested for being a crime boss.
 
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Matchmaker's plea deal with the crime boss was to become one of his dealers.


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Posted - May 12 2019 : 3:57PM
Grover was ready to snitch on Grover's provider RonK.
 
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Posted - May 12 2019 : 4:00PM
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Matchmaker is grover's dealer!


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Posted - May 12 2019 : 4:38PM
^That sentence above is proof of Grover snitching.
 
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Grover snitched to Megadon King Lobster that Matchy ate Michael Maine Lobster. Megadon, who has 5 pairs of 10ft claws is scouring the whole Lake Superior for Matchy, who is quaking in his wetsuit.
 
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Posted - May 12 2019 : 7:43PM
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Matchmaker isn't quaking in his boots! No. In fact, he's hiding behind Jewel!


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Posted - May 13 2019 : 8:08AM
^I don't think there would be anything wrong with being behind Jewel!

Grover was hiding in front of Julia Ann.

 
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Posted - May 13 2019 : 11:25AM
^ Not that she needed protection from Matchmaker but ... chivalry still counts!

By hiding behind Jewel, Matchmaker exposed his back to attacks from doppelganger Matchmaker, who decided to turn good!


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Posted - May 13 2019 : 12:01PM
The Matchmaker lookalike took off a mask and was revealed as the evil Grover!
 
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Posted - May 13 2019 : 12:13PM
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The now good doppelganger Matchmaker took matters in his own hands and challenged Matchmaker to a game of horse! Winner gets to take Jewel on a date!


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When I turned around, Grover was gone, but then Super Grover appeared!
 
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Posted - May 13 2019 : 3:46PM
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Matchmaker created the illusion that Super Grover showed up. In fact, he used a mirror trick, taught to him by David Copperfield.


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Grover knowing it was an illusion would make Grover the real illusionist making it look like Super Grover is also there and they are two separate people.

 
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Posted - May 13 2019 : 6:16PM
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Matchmaker tried to get Copperfield to teach him more tricks but Copperfield told Matchmaker that he just wasn't ready yet.

 
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Matchmaker officially changed his name to Grover, and Grover officially changed his name to Matchmaker. The whole world is now in turmoil.

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While SCUBA diving in Lake Superior, looking for a lobster, Matchmaker and Grover found the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Grover immediately turned into Gordon Lightfoot.

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All of us kept turning into other people and we realized that we were mutants, so we started our journey to become X-Men.
 
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Posted - May 14 2019 : 9:17AM
^ et al.

Leyden, Matchmaker, RonK and Jonny Jay decided that they didn't want to be part of the X-Men. So, they decided to form their own group, The Evil Despots!

 
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Posted - May 15 2019 : 12:32AM
Matchy changed his name to Lieutenant Marvel, and Grover changed his name to General Goblin.
 
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Posted - May 15 2019 : 2:18AM
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RonK and Matchmaker couldn't decide who would be leader of The Evil Despots. So, they decided to have a best out of 7 thumb fight!


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During the thumb war, Slow Sally showed up and transformed into a speed demon!
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