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Posted - May 31 2019 : 5:16PM
And then the Teddy Bears suddenly turned against RonK.

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Posted - May 31 2019 : 9:47PM
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Posted - May 31 2019 : 11:00PM
Eventually they came to their senses cuz they made RonK go to Bulid A Bear to purchase 100 new teddy bears for a super group orgy movie matchmaker is directing.

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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 8:09AM
This time, it was Philly26's turn to clean up the mess after the scene.
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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 10:39AM
Philly26 is making an orgy movy with stuffed kangaroos. But the big tail keeps getting in the way of the camera.

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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 12:06PM
Matchmaker tried to get the kangaroo out of the way but they attacked him. RonK saved the day and gave the kangaroos teddy bears but the kangaroos ate the teddy bears. I got everything on film so I called the movie The Carnage of Teddy Bears.

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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 12:24PM
Philly26 then started getting attacked by the kangaroos.

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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 12:57PM
Matchmaker had to give the kangaroos animal crackers to calm them down.

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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 2:31PM
RonK started to eat the animal crackers and Philly 26 had to slap them out of his hands.
 
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Posted - Jun 1 2019 : 10:06PM
What! I get no crackers?

Matchy lost it with the roos and went crackers. Philly26 had to feed Matchy cracker dip to calm Matchy down.


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Posted - Jun 2 2019 : 10:11AM
RonK and Philly26 started fighting each other for the crackers.
 
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Posted - Jun 2 2019 : 7:06PM
The Matchy of Porn, he stole the crackers, and took the clean awsy.
The Queen of hearts, she said off with Matchy's toe nail.

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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 8:50AM
The Queen Of Hearts also noticed that RonK had been eating crackers and had guards chase after him!

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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 1:21PM
RonK started running but slipped on matchmaker's toenail.
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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 1:25PM
Philly26 volunteered to sleep with the Queen Of Heart to save everybody.

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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 1:29PM
At least it ended my dry streak...but I'm not proud of it, but hey now I have a lifetime supply of animal crackers!

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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 1:46PM
^

RonK was so happy and grateful that he made the day Philly26 Day!


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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 2:03PM
^ Oh sweet I've always wanted my own day! Since RonK was so generous he now can have the animal crackers for life.
 
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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 3:59PM
The Matchy of clubs, he stole those crackers, and took bananas too.

The Philly of clubs, he spanked the Matchy, and left a big bruised butt.


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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 4:18PM
RonK stole some crackers & bananas and then Philly26 ran over to spank RonK.
 
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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 9:26PM
Matchy went for a blind date with the Queen of Diamonds, and was surprised to meet Jewel De'Nyle.

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Posted - Jun 3 2019 : 11:15PM
I asked Jewel if she could have Ashley Adams help me with my teddy bear movie and made Ashley the lead and I cast myself as the male lead. What Ashley doesn't know is its not a teddy bear movie.

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Posted - Jun 4 2019 : 6:20AM
While RonK was still eating crackers, we realized that he wasn't matched up yet because no one knows who his favourite pornstar is yet.
 
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Posted - Jun 4 2019 : 11:37AM
Matchy has a memory like water, forgetting Ron's favorite.

Match paid $500,000 for a super memory course but forgot to attend.

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Posted - Jun 4 2019 : 1:28PM
Now matchmaker is broke and is selling his porn collection.

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Posted - Jun 5 2019 : 7:25AM
Grover bought my porn collection, but RonK also noticed that Philly26 didn't know his favourite pornstar either.
 
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Posted - Jun 6 2019 : 9:07PM
Grover paid Match $500 monopoly money for the porn collection. But Matchy cannot buy a single peanut with the monopoly bucks.

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Posted - Jun 7 2019 : 8:57AM
Grover had to make up for not having the money by doing porn and getting paid by RonK (who would produce it) with Philly26 doing the camera work.
 
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Posted - Jun 8 2019 : 9:52AM
Matchy just shot a porn documentary titled, "The secret lives of bees." And was paid in bee stings.

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Posted - Jun 8 2019 : 10:46AM
RonK made a sequel to the documentary called Tea With Fleas.

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Posted - Jun 8 2019 : 12:56PM
Tea with fleas turned out to be the best selling documentary of all time.

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Posted - Jun 8 2019 : 3:06PM
Many people were inspired by RonK and posted pics of fleas flying around tea on Instagram

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Posted - Jun 8 2019 : 11:13PM
The trend caught on and people started doing to on Facebook and Twitter.

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Posted - Jun 9 2019 : 10:51AM
RonK made t-shirts that had fleas drinking tea.

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Posted - Jun 9 2019 : 12:54PM
RonK made matchmaker print the t-shirts in his basement while fleas were all around him.

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Posted - Jun 9 2019 : 3:08PM
Philly26 made the tea and then released the fleas from their storage area once the tea was made.

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Posted - Jun 9 2019 : 11:05PM
The fleas went after matchmaker and swarmed together pouring tea all over him.

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 8:26AM
^

RonK got the teddy bears to scare away the fleas, but then the teddy bears went after Philly26.

 
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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 9:33AM
Philly26 wrote an opera titled, "Stinging with Bee." Matchy has the lead role as Match Bee. Jewell plays the lead female as Jewell Dee.

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 1:12PM
Also in the play is RonKee along with Phill-E.

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 1:22PM
JackiE Redmond is the other lead female in the play.

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 1:40PM
^

Phill-E wanted a chance to matchmake & introduced me to JackiE.


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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 1:49PM
JackiE agreed but only if matchmaker dresses up as a teddy bear would JackiE go out to dinner.

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 1:57PM
I made a deal with JackiE where if I wear the teddy bear outfit, then she wears a sexy nurse outfit.

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 2:09PM
During dinner matchmaker pretended to pass out and JackiE gave him CPR since she is a "nurse."

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 2:12PM
I suddenly felt JackiE slipped me some tongue during the CPR.

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 2:14PM
Then matchmaker realized....it was all just a dream. Well he did pass out but an old lady who works there gave him CPR

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 2:47PM
Philly26 got jealous and then fake passing out to get CPR from the old lady.
 
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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 3:21PM
Mat Chee and Jac Kee went to a fancy restaurant for their hot date; the tab totaled $$$$$. Mat Chee tried to pay the bill with Monopoly bucks earned from Grover. Phil Lee had to bail them out.

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Posted - Jun 10 2019 : 3:43PM
^

RonK brought everyone to a restaurant that just bought over with JackiE & myself along with the old lady & Phill-E.

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