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In the words of Walter Sobchak, "Shut the fuck up Donny!"
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Posted - Jul 5 2019 : 11:50PM
Lone Wolf has tried to hump Bigfoot's leg.

Senior Member

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Posted - Jul 6 2019 : 7:39AM
Lone Wolf made a porn movie with Bigfoot's leg.

Edited by - matchmaker on 7/6/2019 7:40:13 AM

 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 6 2019 : 11:37AM
Teddy Rattlesnack is a Wookiee from Kashyyyk and is a distant cousin to Chewbacca. Wookiees have strange smells due to their diet of bababa gagaga and falala wokeke; that is why Teddy has weird smells. Matchy tried some falala wokeke and D his guts out.

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Posted - Jul 6 2019 : 1:12PM
RonK replaced Han Solo as Chewbacca's best friend.
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Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 6 2019 : 6:41PM
Matchy loves to chew 'bacco.

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In the words of Walter Sobchak, "Shut the fuck up Donny!"
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Posted - Jul 7 2019 : 3:50AM
Ron K smeared his entire body with Jawa poo to get himself spit out of the Sarlacc pitt.🐙

Edited by - Teddy Rattlesnake on 7/7/2019 3:54:40 AM


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Posted - Jul 7 2019 : 10:47AM
Miss Fugu & Lone Wolf tried to eat the poo and RonK was mesmerized by it.

Edited by - matchmaker on 7/7/2019 10:47:54 AM

 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 7 2019 : 11:04AM
Matchy drooled over the Dutch girls as they play in the Women's World Cup Football.

Senior Member

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Posted - Jul 7 2019 : 11:08AM
Both RonK & Miss Fugu got turned on and had sex right there in front of everybody!
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 8 2019 : 11:00PM
Matchy just posted his escapade with Miss Octopussy on poontube. And the number of clicks has been in the billions.

Senior Member

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Posted - Jul 9 2019 : 6:47AM
Miss Fugu & RonK along with the older woman & Philly26 each did their own videos to try to break the record.

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Posted - Jul 9 2019 : 1:32PM
The older woman and I only got 12 views so our record breaking success came to an end so I had to kick her to the curb. I've tweeted at Ashley Adams hundreds of times and she agreed to do a fan video with me...catch is Miss Fugu is in it too but hey I got to have sex with Ashley.

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Posted - Jul 10 2019 : 7:25AM
RonK then said they can only have Miss Fugu if he joins in to have sex with Miss Fugu.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 10 2019 : 8:40PM
Japanese bukkake fans descended on Miss Fugu to partake in fugu sashimi. Matchy wept buckets because of the loss of his beloved, Miss Fugu. Philly26 had wild pussy sex with Miss Octopussy.
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Posted - Jul 11 2019 : 8:13AM
Cardi B showed up and RonK was immediately attracted to her and how her last name had one letter (like his).
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 13 2019 : 6:37PM
Cardi B wants Matchy to matchmake her with Miss Octopussy. Matchy says, "I miss my beloved Miss Fugu."

Senior Member

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Posted - Jul 14 2019 : 10:30AM
RonK had great chemistry with Miss Fugu, so I decided to set them up on a date, but they started having sex instead.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 15 2019 : 10:52PM
No chemistry with Miss Fugu. Her neurotoxins are fatal to me.

Matchy has eaten poisonous fish and lived to tell the tale.


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Posted - Jul 16 2019 : 6:30AM
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RonK then started to flirt with Miss Octopussy.

 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 18 2019 : 6:01PM
Match got very confused looking at the sexual organs of Miss Octopussy. What is the correct orifice for reproduction and what is for fun.

Senior Member

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Posted - Jul 19 2019 : 8:57AM
RonK penetrated both of Miss Octopussy holes because RonK thought all of her holes are used for fun.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 19 2019 : 9:10PM
Match was so overwhelmed by the eight pussies of Miss Octopussy, that all he can count is, "1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2."

Senior Member

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Posted - Jul 20 2019 : 7:36AM
RonK had a plan that would include himself with Grover, Philly26 and I each taking one of Miss Octopussy's holes.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 24 2019 : 10:49PM
Match counting for sharing Miss Octopussy is, " one for Grover, one for Philly, one for Ron, and five for Match.
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Posted - Jul 25 2019 : 6:56AM
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Miss Fugu felt left out, so she grabbed RonK and starting making out.

 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 30 2019 : 1:47AM
Miss Fugu was very tasty as sashimi.

Matchy loves eating Octopus sashimi.


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Posted - Jul 30 2019 : 6:48AM
RonK & Miss Fugu ended up getting married on the same day.

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Posted - Jul 30 2019 : 3:21PM
Grover got jealous so he married Octopussy then Miss Fugu got jealous and cheated on RonK with Octopussy!

Edited by - philly26 on 7/30/2019 3:22:50 PM

 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 30 2019 : 9:56PM
Grover, Philly26, and Match went out to a top Japanese restaurant and ate fugu and octopus sashimi, and did not bother to invite poor RonK. They reported that Miss Fugu and Miss Octopussy tasted delicious.

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Posted - Jul 31 2019 : 7:55AM
Miss Fugu & Miss Octopussy made some girl/girl scenes together and then invite RonK for a threesome.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 31 2019 : 3:20PM
^Cannot - eaten by Match and co.

Match loves eating fugu sashimi and is immune to the tetrodotoxin of Miss Fugu.


Senior Member

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Posted - Jul 31 2019 : 3:25PM
RonK has become an activist against eating fugu.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Jul 31 2019 : 3:58PM
^ Hey True. We need to protect Miss Fugu.

Match was confused with which legs of Miss Octopussy were prosthetic, which were props, and which were real.


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Posted - Aug 1 2019 : 7:48AM
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RonK tried to make two lobsters have sex because his love for protecting seafood went too far.

Edited by - matchmaker on 8/1/2019 7:49:29 AM

 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Aug 1 2019 : 11:06PM
Match tried to seduce Miss Lobster and almost got his body part pincered off.

Senior Member

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Posted - Aug 2 2019 : 9:22AM
With Miss Lobster starting to get mad, RonK used one of Miss Octopussy's arms to hit her with it.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Aug 2 2019 : 10:49AM
Cannot.

Match ate the arm of Miss Octopussy.


Senior Member

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Posted - Aug 2 2019 : 12:39PM
RonK used a leftover arm of Miss Octopussy that wasn't eaten yet.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Aug 2 2019 : 2:14PM
Match tried to crack the shell of Miss Lobster with a limp noodle mallet.

Senior Member

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Posted - Aug 2 2019 : 2:57PM
Philly26 then tried to eat Miss Lobster, but RonK jumped in because he wanted to eat out Miss Lobster.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
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Posted - Aug 2 2019 : 4:02PM
Damn, I want some lobster for dinner.

The Great Matchmaker tied the NOT between Miss Octopussy and Mr. Lobster; they are stuck in an every lasting embrace.


Senior Member

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Posted - Aug 2 2019 : 4:08PM
RonK then asked Miss Lobster to marry him.

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Fly Eagles Fly Super Bowl LII Champions Nova Nation 2016 and 2018 National Champions
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Posted - Aug 2 2019 : 10:37PM
During the wedding Miss Lobster was ambushed and boiled alive but since the marriage was official RonK cashed in and got Miss Lobster's life savings...but it was just $75.

Senior Member

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Posted - Aug 3 2019 : 8:04AM
With the savings, RonK bought another lobster that he named Miss Lobster 2.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Aug 3 2019 : 8:17PM
Match shares the hot tub with Miss Lobster., and comes out clean.

Senior Member

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Posted - Aug 4 2019 : 10:36AM
RonK was having dirty thoughts about Miss Lobster when she was in the hot tub.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Aug 4 2019 : 2:24PM
Damn right, not a lie. Steamed or boiled.

Match prefers sharing hot tubs with Miss Noclaw Lobster over Miss Bigclaw Lobster. Miss Bigclaw Lobster is out for revenge.


Senior Member

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Posted - Aug 4 2019 : 3:30PM
RonK was confused and couldn't decided on which Lobster he wanted more.
 
Big Double Everything Fan

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Posted - Aug 5 2019 : 1:39PM
That's true. Both are delicious

Match chased the tail of his latest, Miss Rock Lobster.


Senior Member

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Posted - Aug 5 2019 : 1:46PM
^

RonK then started to chase Miss Rap Lobster.

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