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Posted - Feb 22 2019 : 8:18AM
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RonK gets shaved regularly by Mary.

 
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Posted - Feb 22 2019 : 9:45PM
Mary prefers hairy balls

Matchy is an expert sheep shearer.


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Posted - Feb 23 2019 : 8:03AM
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RonK is an expert sheep stylist.

Edited by - matchmaker on 2/23/2019 8:03:28 AM

 
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I only do one sheep style - the spotchy bald style.

Matchy designs Grover's live-in partner Bo Peep's couture.

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RonK filmed Bo Peep & Grover having sex while sheep were hanging out in the bedroom.
 
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Posted - Feb 24 2019 : 8:59PM
Bo Peep is drop dead gorgeous 10 with a bod to die for.

Matchy used to date Bo Peep until Bo Peep lost her sheep.


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Posted - Feb 25 2019 : 8:14AM
RonK first met Bo Peep while on the TV show The Bachelor.
 
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Posted - Feb 27 2019 : 10:18AM

Matchy peeps at Bo's bedroom door keyhole.


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Posted - Feb 28 2019 : 6:22AM
RonK learned how to be a sheep whisperer to impress Bo Peep.

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Posted - Feb 28 2019 : 6:23AM
RonK learned to be a sheep whisperer to impress Bo Peep.
 
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Posted - Feb 28 2019 : 8:45PM
Bo hates my sheep sounds

Matchy is currently dating Bo Matchlover.

 
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RonK's real name is RonL.

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BonoONE is secretly married to Adriana Chechik.
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Posted - Apr 23 2019 : 4:35PM
Matchmaker really wants the Raptor / Magic series to go to a seventh game!

Say it ain't so, Double M!

Matchmaker also wants to be licked by Brad Marchand!

Edited by - grover on 4/23/2019 4:37:05 PM


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Grover was secretly cheering for the Bruins to win.

 
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Posted - Apr 24 2019 : 8:05AM
^ That's not a lie!

Here's the lie: Andersen will win the Vezina!

smh.

Actually, Matchmaker wanted to lick Brad Marchand!

Edited by - grover on 4/24/2019 8:06:49 AM

 
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Grover just placed a big bet on Huddersfield winning the English Premier League for 2018-2019.
 
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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 2:29AM
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RonK is an international Cricket star player!


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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 7:05AM
Grover licked the Stanley Cup.
 
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[If]

Grover also placed a big bet that Huddersfield will win the 2020-2021 UEFA Champions League and The English Premier League double.

 
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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 7:49AM
Matchmaker has a cowlick right now!
 
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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 7:52AM
In the cricket off-season, RonK tours the UK as an established darts champion, hitting treble twenties! ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!

Edited by - grover on 4/25/2019 7:53:32 AM


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Grover licked Oscar The Grouch's trash can.

Edited by - matchmaker on 4/25/2019 9:09:06 AM

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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 9:22AM
^ Ewwww!

Matchmaker was caught spooning Bird Bird! And RonK has the video evidence!


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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 10:11AM
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Grover was actually caught on video (by RonK) tickling and licking Elmo.

 
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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 11:00AM
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Matchmaker was videotaped, by RonK, peering up Miss Piggy's dress! Shame Matchmaker! Shame!


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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 11:07AM
^I'm not sure what "peering up" her dress means.

Grover had an affair with Miss Piggy and then got in a fight with Kermit The Frog.

 
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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 11:10AM
^ Yes you do!

Matchmaker, along with his videographer, RonK, got caught filming a masturbation scene in front of the ScotiaBank Arena!

Edited by - grover on 4/25/2019 11:10:54 AM


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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 11:40AM
^No, I don't.

Grover that used RonK to film a masturbation scene at the Hockey Hall Of Fame (before they were kicked out).

 
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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 11:43AM
^ Now, that's a lie!

Matchmaker, along with his videographer, RonK, decided to film a sex scene at the top of the CN Tower, during their Sky Walk!


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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 12:08PM
^I really don't know.

Grover is planning on running onto the field to film a masturbation scene with RonK just before Vlad Jr. comes up to bat.


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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 12:13PM
You three need to get a room.
 
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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 1:29PM
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Matchmaker, RonK and the newly appointed videographer, Pieps, has been seen around town, scoping out the latest film shoot location!


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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 2:24PM
Grover asked Pieps to edit the masturbation scene that RonK filmed.
 
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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 4:30PM
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Matchmaker, RonK and Pieps finally decided where the next shoot should be!

Congrats to all!


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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 4:51PM
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Grover invited everyone to shoot the movie at Grover's place.

 
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Posted - Apr 25 2019 : 7:11PM
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But first, everyone must pitching to help clean the place!


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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 7:16AM
^Since it's supposed to be a lie, then you hope nobody helps you clean.

Grover owns a nude maid service.

 
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Grover was chased by Pieps's little dog while Matchy ran for his life vicariously .
 
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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 8:13AM
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And Matchmaker, RonK and Pieps are the employees!


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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 9:27AM
Grover hasn't paid any of the employees yet.
 
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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 9:41AM
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The cheque is in the mail, yo!

Matchmaker decided to open up his own nude maid cleaning service where he is the only employee!


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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 9:54AM
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Grover's cheque bounced.

 
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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 10:24AM
^ How did it bounce?

Matchmaker tried to hire employees but he wouldn't provide benefits.


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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 10:50AM
^It bounced like this --> .

Grover does double duty as the porn performer and the cleaning crew.

 
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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 10:54AM
^ Yeppers!

Matchmaker moonlights as Blacked.com's couch-wiper-downer!


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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 11:10AM
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Grover is the founder of Brazzers.

 
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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 11:35AM
^ How is that a lie?

Matchmaker has one porn title to his credit.


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Posted - Apr 26 2019 : 11:42AM
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Grover is in the AVN Hall Of Fame.

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