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3914 Posts
5/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 12:54PM
By this I mean, which artist has never, ever produced a song given free will you'd listen to.

I nominate Erasure


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Thread Killer
5479 Posts
10/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 1:10PM
System of a Down.

I'd rather pull out my own teeth than listen to them. Their discordant drivel should be used to demoralize and mentally destroy enemies prior to interrogation. I loathe them with the fire of a thousand suns.


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yes I'm virilis
2560 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 1:15PM
Ricky Martin

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12/04
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 1:27PM
There might be quite a few but I nominate DJ Ötzi . It has nothing to do with our popular people's sport Austria-bashing, I just hate that kind of "music" as much as I love Austrian bands like Edenbridge, Darkwell or Visions of Atlantis.

I am hard to please. Why else should I be hard?


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All hail the finger monkey!
173 Posts
10/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 1:55PM
I agree completely. System of a Down is awful!
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766 Posts
6/02
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 2:05PM
Either Journey or Limp Bizkit. Hate em both for different reasons.

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yes I'm virilis
2560 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 2:09PM
Anton aus Tirol?

How did he made it over the Atlantic Ocean?

Edited by - de25ge on 11/17/2005 2:45:52 PM


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Silencio...
104341 Posts
2/00
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 2:19PM
Poison

Senior Member

peace, love and revolution
1077 Posts
10/02
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 3:15PM
Creed

Senior Member

Where in the hell is my grilled cheese?
2000 Posts
3/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 3:15PM
Good Charlotte
Nickelback
The Bloodhound Gang
The Darkness

Senior Member

1791 Posts
11/04
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 3:53PM
Some German metal bands. I can remember of Kreator and Sodom, but they are not the worst around.

Former Fucking Virgin

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4918 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 4:45PM
That's the one I mean all right. I hope he didn't make it over any ocean, but if he did, I'd want to know how, too.

I am hard to please. Why else should I be hard?


Dong Xiaoping

1334 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 5:51PM
the australian death metal band, sadistik exekution. they are the epitome of the word shit and what's more, they know it, revel in it, and have no problem calling their own music, pure bloody shit. in a way, they are so awful, so atrociously bad and unmusical, that they are to be admired for persisting in being intentionally unlistenable.

Sex Object by Proxy

"We all want our time in Hell."
3095 Posts
8/04
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 5:58PM
Styx

The worst thing about their songs, is not only are they cheesy and lame, but they stick in my head for days at a time. I have been plagued with snippets of "Best of Times" for the past five days.

Please, nobody advise suicide. I'm not that desperate...yet.


Member

970 Posts
2/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 6:22PM
You guys are all looking at the little picture.

Boy bands are 1000 times worse than anything else that's been mentioned so far.

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yes I'm virilis
2560 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 6:23PM
Cause You know It's You Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe..... lol

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Silencio...
104341 Posts
2/00
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 6:32PM
I considered that...none of them are as bad as Poison.

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Thread Killer
5479 Posts
10/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 6:40PM
True, true. However, I think a good rock band could probably cover an N'Sync song and make it listenable. I can't say the same for any song by System of a Down. Their music is so terrible, it must be deliberately written that way. If you tried to play one of their songs on piano from sheet music, you'd sound like a baby mashing his little sticky hands down on the keys. In fact, their singer sounds like a colicky newborn.

Sex Object by Proxy

"We all want our time in Hell."
3095 Posts
8/04
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 6:41PM
I'm tempted to disagree with you, in light of my current Styx bedevilment. However, upon further reflection, the thought of "Unskinny Bop" similarly plaguing me {shudder}leads me to conclude:

Two-way tie:
Styx and Poison


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Thread Killer
5479 Posts
10/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 6:55PM
Ivory, I saw Poison in concert. Hahaha. Those were the days. I saw Cinderella too! And Faster Pussycat! I saw all the hair metal bands from ages 16-18. Except Warrant. Even I had some standards back then.

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Cambridge, MA
2537 Posts
1/04
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 8:12PM
coldplay, radiohead

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Discovry
30964 Posts
3/04
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 10:38PM
This should really be asking for people's lists. There is a lot of painfully bad 'music' out there. Its not like number thirty nine on my list is something I'd listen to given a choise.

Senior Member

3914 Posts
5/05
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 10:46PM
True enough. How 'bout the first one that comes to mind?

Senior Member

1762 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 17 2005 : 11:55PM
Genesis

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667 Posts
1/03
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 6:24AM
Nickleback
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Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
14080 Posts
10/01
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 6:27AM
Black Eyed Peas

I can't stand their music but I wouldn't mind tapping Fergie's sweet ass.


Member

666 Posts
1/03
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 8:26AM
Michael Bolton

I think Butthead said it best on Beavis & Butthead - "Michael Bolton can make any kind of music suck."


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Silencio...
104341 Posts
2/00
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 8:43AM
Speaking of which, that "My Hump" song is the worst thing I've yet heard this century. It's the kind of thing elementary school kids write...and immediately feel embarrassed about.

Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
14080 Posts
10/01
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 3:55PM
I hear ya, Ultra. But the vid from that song still drives me up the wall! The sad thing is I'm sure there are alot of preteen hoochies singing that song on playgrounds across America.

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Silencio...
104341 Posts
2/00
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 6:12PM
Can't really fault you for that, she certainly is built.
 
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13081 Posts
3/03
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 6:22PM
Gentle Giant

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4918 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 7:19PM
I see, I need to post lyrics here to make you believe me...

The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut, Kentucky fried chicken in the Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut, Kentucky fried chicken in the Pizza Hut, McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky fried chicken in the Pizza Hut, McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky fried chicken in the Pizza Hut

That's the chorus. Whenever "Pizza Hut" is mentioned, DJ Ötzi builds a roof with his hands over his head. At "McDonalds" he draws a big M in the air and at "Kentucky fried chicken" he shakes his arms left and right to symbolize chicken wings.
The rest of the song consists of explaining to the audience how to do that and psychological insights into nothingness like "Come on, yeah, louder, one, two, three, four, and once again, yeah, that's it!" (It sounds like porn but it shouldn't.)

I am hard to please. Why else should I be hard?


Senior Member

3914 Posts
5/05
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 8:07PM
I know you're not going to want to hear this Vincent, but three words say it all and say it often:

Those Crazy Europeans!


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The Fringe, USA
975 Posts
7/00
Posted - Nov 18 2005 : 8:50PM
You beat me to it, Patrick.

professorwolf


Former Fucking Virgin

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4918 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 8:48AM
Yes, we are crazy. But we're not Europeans.

I am hard to please. Why else should I be hard?


Senior Member

yes I'm virilis
2560 Posts
11/05
Posted - Nov 19 2005 : 10:46AM
Surrounded by them?

Luminary

6885 Posts
3/00
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 3:53AM
Gia, I hope you are not including Peter Gabriel Era Genesis. Even if you are that is OK because the power of your ...er..well, you know...is much more powerful that Lamb Lies Down On Broadway, but I still need to give it some respect.

FREE THE WEED!!!


Senior Member

1762 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 5:04AM
Peter Gabriel was in Genesis? I don't know a lot about older music. I guess the Genesis crap my parents listened to didn't have him in there yet. I also hate Jethro Tull and Molly Hatchet. And don't forget Nelson and White Lion. Bleh!
Bandit One
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No Place That Far
2954 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 12:07PM
I dunno about worst band in the world, but listening to Ween made me physically ill.

Devinn Lane

1407 Posts
1/04
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 12:14PM
Stryper. I think that's the right spelling. Chrisitan metal band of the 80's and since I am a preacher's kid, it was one of the only concerts I was allowed to go to. Something about dudes in spandex, big hair, and praying to Jesus that didn't work for me exactly.

xoxo
Devinn


The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

4833 Posts
1/04
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 12:46PM
Just about anything latin or boy band you might come up with.

Oh, and Björk. Ick!


Senior Member

Silencio...
104341 Posts
2/00
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 2:07PM
Not a band and about the best there is.

The Cuddler

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(She slipped)

4833 Posts
1/04
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 3:10PM
True on the first count. Not a band.
However saratoga120 wrote: By this I mean, which artist has never, ever produced a song given free will you'd listen to.
And Björk fits that profile just perfectly for me.

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Germany, Hamburg
45 Posts
10/05
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 3:26PM
"Bad News"

Made an awful cover version of the bohemian rhapsody.
=> />Nothing worse was ever pressed on vinyl or CD and was in fact sold.

Bye, Hamburger.


Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
4918 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 3:30PM
Not a band but and artist, not the best but among them, not everyone's cup of tea but certainly not the worst anything of the world.

Kperv, I thought you Danes are tough, but you're talking like Venus* as a boy. Better go to a hidden place before the army of me finds you and makes your girlfriend a bachelorette again.


*With Venus I don't mean the porn star.**

** With * I don't mean the asshole.

I am hard to please. Why else should I be hard?


Senior Member

3914 Posts
5/05
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 4:53PM
Hey Vincent,

Is there any truth to the rumour that the Swiss national motto is: "Forever Neutral".

Mayor of Chatsworth
Freelance Pornographer

Chatsworth, CA
182 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 6:17PM
Jethro Tull. A flute in a rock band?????

Senior Member

1762 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 6:19PM
Everything about them sucks.

Dong Xiaoping

1334 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 6:40PM
tell me, she did not just say that. not my beloved warrant. i warrant their contemporaries had more talent, but warrant had jani lane, a bandana wearing superman in all white. heaven.

Former Fucking Virgin

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4918 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 6:49PM
Yes and no. The truth must lie somewhere in the middle.

As for my last post, that was mere sarcastic fishing-for-quotes talk.

I am hard to please. Why else should I be hard?


Knuckle Dragger

9505 Posts
2/03
Posted - Nov 20 2005 : 6:57PM
Celine Dion. Everything about her is wrong.
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